Random musings and general banter.

[Latearrival]

Once they're gone they're gone!

Until next week ...

I can see your nose growing

 

[Hammy60]

The 6 sold on TJC had the handmade link bracelet. Guy said, when they have gone, will be no more in stock. Not because they don't want to sell anymore, because they will never get them at this price again, and then went into a telling us about how all the surface gold has gone, and they are having to mine deeper and still nothing, and then about mining the seabed and the costs involved of bringing to the surface. Guess he has never watched that gold divers show on quest or dmax.

What a load of baloney.

Of course prices go up in future but the reason they won't have anymore is because like the "limited edition watches" it'll be a one off special order from the supplier/manufacturer, Luxoro is a TJC brand.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Patio Pete.

The bang on the head had made him no more articulate.

He thinks he is a poet, a wordsmith. That he can paint word pictures which enthrall and entice people into buying whatever he is selling, believing it to be the best thing ever... since the last bit of tat he offered.

In fact he joins random phrases together, peppered with malapropisms ("the epiphany of elegance"), irrelevances ("with this gold watch you will twirl and twirl into a ball room") until he builds a candy floss of utter nonsense. Then we get that knowing smug smile.

Priceless. Just buy it. Not only because...

Those word salads are similar to AI attempting poetry. They sound interesting but are utterly meaningless

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Fresh compost? Isn’t that oxymoronic? Does Simon shovel ‘fresh’ decomposing vegetable matter into bags just prior to broadcast? £28 for a bag of compost? Are you having a laugh?

It comes straight from his mouth

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Oh God…That ghastly Jacks woman. I had hoped she was stranded in Calcutta.

She should have gone for the month

 

[Wanderer]

She should have gone for the month

Is the joke on us today with her return?

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro is back on, his monologue was well and truly drowned out with that terrible music. I'm sure they do it deliberately. The handwashes again. Yoba and patchorli apparently.

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro is back on, his monologue was well and truly drowned out with that terrible music. I'm sure they do it deliberately. The handwashes again. Yoba and patchorli apparently.

And no trickelson?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Why has the fat pocket at the corner of his mouth (left side) become more prominent, since his so called "walking into closed patio doors" accident.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I will give that handwash a miss thanks Pedro, and stick to my white handwash by Sainsbury's.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Patio Pete is jumping for joy, the hand wash is now limited stock.

They've been flogging this stuff for many days and I'd not be surprised to see it back tomorrow as everyone has a go with it, except Natalia of course as it doesn't light up or make the skin shiny.

Now he's on to sticky velvet hangers, sons and daughters he suggests.

Good point, Pete.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Wasn’t he on from 10 until 2 today? Double Horror Shift?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Why would anyone colour coordinate their wardrobe?

You'd have to have a very tidy and organised mind to the point of obsession. Or very sad.

Still, I can't talk I'm watching this *****.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Pete's on the money.

I spend far too much of my time rooting around the bottom of wardrobes picking up all the garments which have fallen off those darn slippery hangers.

Time to change to sticky velvets methinks.

BTW, he has invented a brand new type of garment called "blousers".

Up next: copper compression socks. More fake health claims.

 

[Lord Helpus]

I think I've worked out what "blouser" means.

You know those mens pullovers which have a shirt collar sewn in? I called them "shumpers".

Well, blousers must be a blouse sewn into the top of a pair of trousers. Presumably, you'd pull the legs on first and then lift the blouse over the shoulders. A clever time saver I'd say.

 

[Wanderer]

Similar hangers £3.50 for 8 - https://www.bmstores.co.uk/products/pure-velvet-hangers-8pk-black-383427

 

[Wanderer]

They've been flogging this stuff for many days and I'd not be surprised to see it back tomorrow as everyone has a go with it, except Natalia of course as it doesn't light up or make the skin shiny.

RRP not upmarket enough for Natalia.....

 

[galesgal57]

Even if you don't want an air fryer, just buy it. Ok Peter let's all 'av a buy.

 

[galesgal57]

I find his selling technique aggressive at times.

 

[Wanderer]

I find his selling technique aggressive at times.

A good job the don't do alarms or double glazing.....