Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh no, not them 2 arseholes again. Selling the vacuum for £149.99 and stating it's a bumper saving. I will show you a bumper saving. Somebody is selling the Proscenic P12 for £45.99 on ebay, even adding on the £8.99 postage. That is a real bumper saving.

Two esraselohs on a good day.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Two esraselohs on a good day.

Foghorn Sal offering porn star perfume.

She claims it gives you a concoction of everything sophisticated, champagne, Bentley fumes, star of bengal, gammon, the lot.

 

[Hammy60]

Little Mark is well impressed by the hoover with headlights.

Only £150 and it picks up dirt!!!

Amazing.

Watching his shows it's obvious that bleach head is easily impressed.

 

[Hammy60]

Has she been using too much fake tan, her fingers and knuckles are looking a bit brownish or could just have dirty hands..

 

[Professor Branestawm]

What the feck is Peter V doing there, he's supposed to be heading up a visit to UN offices to sort out the Russia Ukraine thing!

'Mr UN chairman, if I can perhaps start these serious talks with a scenario ...'

(proceeds to pull out a suitcase)

Ten minutes later….

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I flicked over earlier on, and I am sure motormouth said she was going on Holiday on Wednesday. She did not indicate whether or not she would be present on Wednesday.

 

[Hammy60]

I flicked over earlier on, and I am sure motormouth said she was going on Holiday on Wednesday. She did not indicate whether or not she would be present on Wednesday.

I saw a wee bit where she mentioned she was busy at weekend preparing house with decorations for Easter even though she's not going to be there , also getting all ready to go on Friday. Maybe Wednesday is her last day of working and Friday is when she's leaving on trip?

 

[galesgal57]

I saw a wee bit where she mentioned she was busy at weekend preparing house with decorations for Easter even though she's not going to be there , also getting all ready to go on Friday. Maybe Wednesday is her last day of working and Friday is when she's leaving on trip?

Don't worry, she will issue regular updates on her "socials", starting with the airport fashion show no doubt.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It will take her a week to pack

 

[Jazzydrury]

I saw a wee bit where she mentioned she was busy at weekend preparing house with decorations for Easter even though she's not going to be there , also getting all ready to go on Friday. Maybe Wednesday is her last day of working and Friday is when she's leaving on trip?

Knowing Sally she will do Easter before she goes, probably have people in bunny outfits, giving her son some eggs

Just realised how grimy that sounds

 

[galesgal57]

She must take her son out of school, because the Easter holidays don't start until 28th March, naughty Sally.

 

[Gooner1963]

It did a Facebook post yesterday & got a very very very very very very massive 15 likes I thought she was going to break the internet influencer my arse

 

[Lord Helpus]

Anyone who actually wants a lifestyle where everybody knows where you are, what you are doing, what you are wearing must be extremely egotistical and/or very shallow. I realise that millions of people aspire to this but really it is pathetic.

 

[Jazzydrury]

But if you watch any video which shows her house it’s nothing out of the ordinary

 

[Lord Helpus]

Now FH Sal is doing the vacuum, not on her own obviously, far too technical what with the green light so PV is supervising her.

Top team.

 

[Muttley]

I saw some of her videos last year prior to one of her holidays (I don't follow her, people on here were talking about them). She had bought 3 skimpy bikinis from Tesco (yes, really!) and was showing them to her adoring fans.The next video was her prancing around in them, who would do that?

 

[Lord Helpus]

But if you watch any video which shows her house it’s nothing out of the ordinary

Doesn't she light it up every Christmas? Yawn...

 

[galesgal57]

Doesn't she light it up every Christmas? Yawn...

Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, any excuse to show off.

 

[galesgal57]

She's going on about the free meals again. Strange that most of the others never mention it.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Two Peter's next. Groan...