Random musings and general banter.

[Xennial]

Gawd, he was full on Les Dawson Ada , with his tongue around the inside of his cheeks roll then. Looks like he has been pulled through a hedge before coming on, scruffy ****.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter Pieman and Peter Volauvent.

Dream team.

They've never shown such a powerful vac, apart from yesterday and the day before...

 

[Gray]

Two Peter's next. Groan...

Has Vol-au-vent not got a home to go to? Then again, if you were married to Disingenuous, and it was a choice of listening to that motormouth with her ever changing accent or loitering around the Ideal World studios on a daily basis, professing to be an expert on all and sundry for the hope of a bit of screen time. It's a tough call!

 

[galesgal57]

Has Vol-au-vent not got a home to go to? Then again, if you were married to Disingenuous, and it was a choice of listening to that motormouth with her ever changing accent or loitering around the Ideal World studios on a daily basis, professing to be an expert on all and sundry for the hope of a bit of screen time. It's a tough call!

It beats signing on I suppose!

 

[ianrobo111]

Has Vol-au-vent not got a home to go to? Then again, if you were married to Disingenuous, and it was a choice of listening to that motormouth with her ever changing accent or loitering around the Ideal World studios on a daily basis, professing to be an expert on all and sundry for the hope of a bit of screen time. It's a tough call!

I wonder do they have shares in the channel ??

 

[Xennial]

Peter Pieman and Peter Volauvent.

Dream team.

They've never shown such a powerful vac, apart from yesterday and the day before...

Except for when Peter V used the studio plug in Henry for some vacuum pack bags.

 

[ianrobo111]

Hammy is now Pete's best friend !!

 

[Lord Helpus]

Hepa filtration
Great for the nation
1.2 bin
Fits all the dirt in
Hard floor soft floor
Worry no more!
Retract or expand
All with one hand
Motorised brush
Leaves carpets plush
Need I say
Just BUY it today...

 

[galesgal57]

It's Hammy talking to the two suckers! Feel free to replace the first letter.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Hammy is now Pete's best friend !!

Yeah "she" goes walking up in Aberdeen. He knows ya know.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

How does Peter V keep getting employed as an 'expert" on everything. There's nothing unique about him, he's a bang average, has no personality or sense of humour.

 

[galesgal57]

Being married to Gen, he's probably had all the life sucked out of him.

 

[Lord Helpus]

How does Peter V keep getting employed as an 'expert" on everything. There's nothing unique about him, he's a bang average, has no personality or sense of humour.

He must have some SOH as he's working with a clown.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Exclusive shot of Gallery Staff preparing tonight’s texts…

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

What the feck is Peter V doing there, he's supposed to be heading up a visit to UN offices to sort out the Russia Ukraine thing!

'Mr UN chairman, if I can perhaps start these serious talks with a scenario ...'

(proceeds to pull out a suitcase)

does it involve at least one HEPA filter?

 

[galesgal57]

A £240 leather holdall for a knockdown price. First layer leathers no doubt, even though it is made of patchwork offcuts.

 

[SiRich]

Tonights vacuum presentation brought to you by.....

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Exclusive shot of Gallery Staff preparing tonight’s texts…

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I thought of them more like this:

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Has Vol-au-vent not got a home to go to? Then again, if you were married to Disingenuous, and it was a choice of listening to that motormouth with her ever changing accent or loitering around the Ideal World studios on a daily basis, professing to be an expert on all and sundry for the hope of a bit of screen time. It's a tough call!

You've heard of Ice man, Aquaman, Superman, Spiderman now we have Demo-man!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That holdall looks like about two books worth on Green Shield Stamps.. Not the £240 Walter picked out of his head.