Random musings and general banter.

[Kit10]

Cricketers do I believe, stops it getting sunburnt.

That’s sunblock.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He could easily pass for late 60s. What is his real age? 62? 63?

At least I would say.

He is not a good model for the ridiculous rejuvenation products he sells.

 

[ianrobo111]

been out all day and come in and turn it on and bloody Natalia and the fake beauty stuff ...

 

[Mommabear]

She looks at him in a very knowing way, have they got previous?

 

[Kit10]

Natalia uses these on her nose?

 

[galesgal57]

She looks at him in a very knowing way, have they got previous?

 

[Kit10]

Well if you all haven’t seen these , you’re in for a treat

 

[Mommabear]

Wish he'd stop saying 'seriously'

 

[Lord Helpus]

Wish he'd stop saying 'seriously'

Probably he repeats it as he knows we all regard him as a joke.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He's wearing an LED oven glove to fix his cracked nail.

All this health mumbo jumbo crap.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

He couldn't afford the heating on in the winter months while selling fleeces etc but he spends a fortune on collagen

He's confusing collagen with sanatagen

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What does a pitchers glove with flashing green lights actually do for a person other than help them catch a baseball in the dark?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Shona was on with Collagen last night, Saying once you turn 20 you loose your collagen at a certain percentage

 

[galesgal57]

What does a pitchers glove with flashing green lights actually do for a person other than help them catch a baseball in the dark?

Might be useful in the bedroom if you know what I mean.

 

[galesgal57]

Didn't Pedro say that cheapo corded vac was the best he's seen? Now the Proscenic is the best. No doubt Peter Von Stockingstuffer will be waiting, and there he is.

 

[Latearrival]

Its a £300 cleaner he said so how come It’s £219 on the proscenic web site

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Statler and Waldorf with the most powerful cordless vacuum ever in the history of vacuum cleaners until the next most powerful ever one…Rice particles, is it?

 

[Latearrival]

I’m waiting with bated breath for him to say hammy has bought one

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Isn’t Charlie (his operator) not on duty tonight?

 

[Muttley]

Might be useful in the bedroom if you know what I mean.

I wouldn't know cos I'm a good girl