Random musings and general banter.

[Herring]

I love the award-winning Peter Simon. He's my favourite TV personality. He comes with all the best catchphrases and not only tells it like it is but tells it like it isn't. If I could spend £11 to receive a Cameo birthday message from an IW presenter it would be Peter Simon. Sadly, Peter Simon's Cameo messages are not on flexi pays and I can't press the hash key to buy them

https://www.cameo.com/petersimon

My message would be:

"Hello Herring, okay. My dear friend Barbara, who've been a star of TV for many years, tells me it's your Birthday, right. And I—how many years has Herring got left, Charlie? [pause] It that it? Right [whoops] don't hang about with this, okay. Not only of the breathing, not only of the heartbeats and the speaking, not— and I really do mean this; in all my 30 years of shopping TV expereince, okay, this is quite simply the best message one could possibly aspire to own. Go and 'av a life."

I would kiss my own sherpa-lined anorak upon receiving that.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It must be challenging going from Burnley to London,

I don’t think she’s ever been near the place. For me, she has a strong, harsh Mancunian twang, Not a gentle Burnley lilt.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

What the hell I have just tuned into. An 62-year-old man is becoming a little too enthusiastic about some electric walking toy cats and dogs.

 

[Jazzydrury]

They look horific

 

[Hammy60]

if I was in charge of IW Day One, I’d encourage, Peter, Mike and Sally to leave.

Although if they are freelance you don't have to ask them to leave, just tell them you no longer require their services.

 

[Jazzydrury]

They have a 3D pen on but he sounds totalliy clueless

 

[Hammy60]

What else could they do? Simon could go back to Junior Showtime…Mason back to electrical work and Jacks as a giant advertising toilet roll - walking up and down the high street with a placard saying ‘**** on Me’
…

Sally could fall back on her job as a youtube/instagram/tik tok influencer with the millions and millions of adoring fans she has, oh wait maybe not, after 11 years and nearly 700 videos she's only attracted 13,000 subscibers.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And 12999 are Silly Girl’s family.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Sally could fall back on her job as a youtube/instagram/tik tok influencer with the millions and millions of adoring fans she has, oh wait maybe not, after 11 years and nearly 700 videos she's only attracted 13,000 subscibers.

That’s appalling

 

[Hammy60]

It must be challenging going from Burnley to London,

41/2 hour drive. She stays a mile from the M65, then it's a motorway drive all the way M65, M6, M40, M25, then M4 or A30 depending which road she's taking for the last few miles to Feltham.

 

[Hammy60]

They have a 3D pen on but he sounds totalliy clueless

Mason was selling that a few weeks ago.

 

[SiRich]

something a bit wrong about a man who looks to be the wrong side of 65 giving ladies fashion advice and continually making reference to 'girls'

 

[Jazzydrury]

something a bit wrong about a man who looks to be the wrong side of 65 giving ladies fashion advice and continually making reference to 'girls'

Gives you the fing creeps

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s that appallingly seedy tongue pushed towards his upper cheek on four flexis he does. Plus a complimentary free gift of an equally dreadful Graysonesque leer to camera. Like a booed off turn from Wheeltappers and Shunters…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Who decided they would give him 3 hours of fashion needs a word with themselves

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Gallery: Pete…Can you hear me..It’s Gooleyoo… No…don’t formally acknowledge me.. Say ‘OK’ for yes…Say ’OK-OK’ for no…Say Right, Charlie, for Rob was VERY wrong…Say ‘Our Bet - order me three of those unisex skirts’ for I LOVE Ludicrous not a direct comparisons…Say…Dr. Lobitoff would love that dress for I would never decline a gallery command…

Gallery…Pete…Rob was extremely rude to Gallery Control last night…Pete: OK….Gallery: He disobeyed a direct order to show a £300 not a direct comparison puffer jacket to our £39.99 one…Was that wrong of him? Pete: OK…Poor Geraldo had to remove the graphic as Rob would have nothing to do with it..Should he have done that, Pete? Pete: OK-OK…Gallery: How wrong was Rob to do that, Pete? Pete: Right, Charlie…Gallery: You wouldn’t do that to us, now would you, Pete? Pete: Dr. Lobitoff would love that dress….Gallery: And what do you think of our next plastic £9.99 Rover 2000 not a direct comparison with a £500,000 1904 Hispano-Suiza?? Pete: Our Bet - order me three of those unisex skirts…Gallery: Good Lad, Peter. Good lad.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

If this was a blind date…the model would receive a coded phone call to make a swift exit… You can cut the atmosphere with a knife.

 

[Latearrival]

The current long line knitted cardigan looks warm on screen until you see the model do a spin and get a good look at the back. The white paper price tag can clearly be seen though the knit. puts me in mind of something I would expect if I was buying something, mega thin, cheep as chips, made in china and sold on eBay for a tenner

 

[postmanpat68]

Sharon should shove that rack right up Peters jacksie.

 

[postmanpat68]

If this was a blind date…the model would receive a coded phone call to make a swift exit… You can cut the atmosphere with a knife.

Sharon should ask for angela.