Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

The Tony Hatch Orchestra providing the music…

 

[Ali Kamman]

The Tony Hatch Orchestra providing the music…

It sounds like the music they used to play over the Gallery on Take Hart.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is it the £2000 watch for £1800…£1500…. £150…£15….£350…

 

[user 17461]

I'm pretty sure that I used to get more impressive looking watches in the lucky bags I was bought as a kid

 

[user 17461]

Only Mary seems to have bought the Lenvie. The poor love's now back on the phone trying to cancel her order

 

[cheeky chappie]

Although it doesn't always apply, it nearly always applies.

To what do I refer?

Much of the stuff they sell, if you Google the item and go to the 'shopping' tab, you'll often find very few retailers selling the item. Just a hint, that doesn't mean it's very exclusive

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Harry Monk and Hairy Mary… They clicked on the wrong option. They were trying to get the canes. Comes with a complimentary pen, as opposed to an offensive one. A stunning biro….

 

[cheeky chappie]

If asked, who the FECK wants to admit 'thanks, it's called Gammon.'

 

[user 17461]

Although it doesn't always apply, it nearly always applies.

To what do I refer?

Much of the stuff they sell, if you Google the item and go to the 'shopping' tab, you'll often find very few retailers selling the item. Just a hint, that doesn't mean it's very exclusive

So bad, even AliExpress doesn't want them

 

[user 17461]

If asked, who the FECK wants to admit 'thanks, it's called Gammon.'

Nigel Farage and Katie Hopkins?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Vickshumidification…now by The Heavy Cold Chilli Peppers… I’ve always wanted a mist spreader…Make my world complete and give me some steaming vapour pads…. Or is it just the way I walk?

Recommended by Vicks, or actually manufactured by them? Perhaps I can use this to clean all the smoke and mirrors this evening…

 

[user 17461]

Vickshumidification…now by The Heavy Cold Chilli Peppers… I’ve always wanted a mist spreader…Make my world complete and give me some steaming vapour pads…. Or is it just the way I walk?

It'll help with the rising damp and black mould all over the place

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It'll help with the rising damp and black mould all over the place

Oooh, Mr. Rigsby….Yes….Miss Jones… Do you know Vicks Burns? Rub it on me and see, Miss Jones..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I thought he insisted the Gammon was going back up from £39,99 from 9 o’clock onwards. Not according to that website shot it’s not.

 

[user 17461]

These dusk 'til dawn lights will be really handy in a power cut

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’ve gone home with better stuff still in the car from the car boot at Milton Keynes hospital.

 

[user 17461]

Glad I watched tonight. Details of these ambient lights come up, including a flexi-pay graphic.

Mike instantly says that's wrong, saying the graphic can "just disappear". Which it does, and Mike moves swiftly along as if nothing happened.

Worth remembering when any TJC employed presenter or buyer goes into overacting mode, insisting that a price onscreen is wrong but must be honoured: there was no mention at all of the flexi pay being honoured despite being shown on screen.

Funny, that.

 

[user 17461]

Is Graham, who just allegedly texted in thanking Mike for IW's great products:

A) deluded;
B) off his head on Benylin and the cat's ketamine, or;
C) all of the above;
D) a figment of the gallery staff's fevered and twisted imaginations?

 

[cheeky chappie]

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

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