Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Mason not trying the chicken?

 

[Latearrival]

Half those chips were burnt

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Mason not trying the chicken?

All his wobbly teeth will fall out.

 

[Latearrival]

If mikes so worried about his teeth he better be carful which chip he eats or he will end up needing a filling replacing

 

[Hammy60]

This bloke describes himself as a chef, and all he ever does is bring in pre-prepared food off the supermarket, shelves and cooks chips.

He's no chef, he's a has-been presenter pretending, like most of IW's experts, to be a chef.

 

[Hammy60]

be sold out in 10 minutes, so get a wiggle on folks.

 

[Hammy60]

Oh it's me again. I don't mind most of the crap they make up for me, but insinuating i like flippin Mark Stewart is going a step too far.

 

[Latearrival]

Not sold out yet then?

 

[Latearrival]

How does playing music make buying quicker?

 

[Hammy60]

Not sold out yet then?

Mason's 10 minutes are up, which is not a surprise i don't think i have ever seen one of his sell out time predictions come true yet.

 

[Hammy60]

How does playing music make buying quicker?

It doesn't, it's a toilet/drinks break for the staff.

 

[Jazzydrury]

That food looks grim,

 

[Latearrival]

thats weird, those sausages are unevenly cooked pale on one side brown on the other more like they have been under a grill rather than anywhere near an air fryer
my sausages never come out of the air fryer looking like that

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Chef Burnt Chip makes Chef Car on His Head look like Marcel Roux…I mean Micky Roux…Oh no…He’s undercooked the Pot Noodle. I see Mason is extremely careful not to put any of the food in his mouth.

Oh God, no, Megaphone Mouth is on next. Stick with her? Only on a broken ornament….

 

[Latearrival]

Love the pie
where has the meat gone

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Why do they only read their own Hammy texts out and nobody else’s?

Mouth on a Stick and Blodwyn. There’s torture chamber material for you even though you’ve done no wrong.

 

[Hammy60]

Why do they only read their own Hammy texts out and nobody else’s?

Cause they don't get any?

Or not PG enough.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I just sent 200 and they never read one… astards

 

[Hammy60]

Time to turn off.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I made seven seconds.