Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

I was going to have my tea until I saw a balding old man in a lumberjack shirt, showing off an even older man’s stomach, wobbling it up and down, with a chastity belt around his midriff bulge and telling us about his increased bowel movements. I‘ve felt more peckish at a post mortem. Hang on…its my Lumpy Bumpy Buttocks Tourette Syndrome coming back… Lumpy Bumpy Buttocks..Lumpy Bumpy Buttocks…Lumpy Bumpy….Ah…that’s better. Minus 6 this evening…You must buy this slimming belt because of cold, he says. Personally, I don’t see the connection?

 

[Keep Going]

its 16:30 Pedro is sat on a stool with the bottom half of his shirt undone.....belly hanging out like a drunk man in Benidorm!!!

What is it all about??

 

[Keep Going]

Jess looks frustrated and trying to hide it as Pedro is just talking talking talking as he does as if Jess is invisible!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Apparently, the whole of her immediate family (about 300 people) have bought this belt…Lumpy Bumpy…Lumpy Bumpy…. How many left, Julia…Hoolia…Hoolien….How many thousands? Pardon…Okay…Talking about his ‘condition’ PITAS (Pain In The A….)…Many a doctor has told him about it..He has a litre of Castrol GTX each morning that has gone right through him. But at least it saves him on service bills.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Lancashire now snowed in texts a man in a hospital bed…London next.. Light rain and a moderate breeze in Preston says the BBC. I don’t mean to frighten anybody, but I’m going to.

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

We had a full on blizzard. About 2mm of snow.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The reviews for that slimming belt on TJC are rather disappointing overall.

 

[Muttley]

Muttley from Hull likes Peter's shirt

Can't be me cos I live in London. And if I lived in Hull I still wouldn't like his shirt

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I wait only for the day he does that and leaves his microphone on. Watching the other presenters, accompanied by Pedro making, how shall we say, lavatorial noises would be the zenith of his career as an ’entertainer’…

very Frank Drebin lol

 

[galesgal57]

A neck reading light. WTF!!

 

[postmanpat68]

Sunday market tv continues with Mason all through the evening again with overpriced items usually reserved for the under a tenner stall or a seaside grabbing machine.

 

[postmanpat68]

I take it the producers can't add a clock to the graphics.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Writing pads, egg timers, cassette head cleaners, indoor aerials for BBC 2 reception, APS films…Why? Just Why? Giant cloth doormats from Robin Tripp’s flat…Or ‘Apartment’ as Mason insists.

 

[postmanpat68]

Rugs on now the size of a beach towel.
he reckons worth £60-80 WTF is he on.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

All those rugs are hideous.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

I take it the producers can't add a clock to the graphics.

It might set the computers off again. They wouldn't want to risk again items being priced on screen they have no control over.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Michael?? Where are yer?? MICHAEL???? Don’t Hide From Me, Geezer… Coz I’m MADD….MADD….You promised me HP (not the bleedin’ sauce)…Apple…Bang & Olufsen… Dolce and Gabbana… Barbour… Helly Bleedin’ Hansen…German built Raleighs from Nuremberg, Lion Wine Gums… Timex Watches… And what ‘ave I got six bleedin’ months later…****in’ note books, plastic dash cams, whistlin’ canes…bacon perfume…readin’ lights that go round yer billhooks…MICHAEL….er..yes…Mike…Don’t hide from me no longer… WHAT ‘AVE I GOT for 9 p.m.??? er….we have a job lot of plasticine with a free Jesus Jones CD with every purchase …Run, Michael…Run fast, Geez…

 

[postmanpat68]

Mason thinks he's gods gift to women again as Natalia can't keep his hands off him.
being a man I'm the same but I want to strangle the F**k*r.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Next cheap and nasty object…That plastic monstrosity would do a great job of sorting my car out…A Matchbox car. Lucky for him he has no car to use it on for the presentation. £50?? You comedian..Oh the theatrics of it all…A price to make these vanish…unlike the dirt. Overpriced at under a tenner…

 

[postmanpat68]

Next cheap and nasty object…That plastic monstrosity would do a great job of sorting my car out…A Matchbox car..

A fiver worth of car-vac.