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Taking the p**s now, this perfume is £23.92 on Amazon. Terberose, I think he means tuberose, what an idiot.
Spot on....go to any supermarket, B&M, home bargains etc....£2.99 all day long......£19.99 for one medium candle in a glass from billy no brand that probably smell like a blue toilet block found in public urinals. And Pedro Simone is saying they’re great stocking fillers so buy all 5! Av a buy! £100 for 5 bog standard candles! He’s from another planet.
The instruction to 'just buy it', 'get all 5' makes him a nonsense. He speaks about your money, which you have earned, as having little value and importance to you with his flippancy.£19.99 for one medium candle in a glass from billy no brand that probably smell like a blue toilet block found in public urinals. And Pedro Simone is saying they’re great stocking fillers so buy all 5! Av a buy! £100 for 5 bog standard candles! He’s from another planet.
It comes over as a complete lack of respect for their customers. ‘Have a Buy’ - I particularly hate that catchphrase. His act overall, with that regular smut injection is awful. Poor price comparisons (the perfume recently) Fuc…up that candles demo. It can only be down to a complete lack of preparation, and thinking you can wing it every show. Well, with that farce, clearly you can’t wing it every show. Its funny how people like Heather and Rob can create a far better environment to encourage purchase by not using hysterical buying mantras. They speak to people like they’re human beings - not gullible fools. If only they could use those two and a couple of the other newer, younger presenters who are on regularly as the main presenters and get rid of that deadwood from the auction TV era. And if they did - give those fresher faces some better products to sell, too.The instruction to 'just buy it', 'get all 5' makes him a nonsense. He speaks about your money, which you have earned, as having little value and importance to you with his flippancy.
Just flicked over and miss plastic fantastic is selling a Hannibal Lecter style led mask for £1699.99!! You do get a free bar of soap with it though, so have a buy. Guaranteed to give you a wrinkle, blemish free visage.Myself and Julio don’t come without a free gift.. And the free gift is a large jar of collagen curry paste to spread on your sausages.. And now on to the £50,000 plastic mask for £299.99. Keep the 78 rpm piano music spinning..Poke the pianist with the IW cattle prod cane…
Getting into work each morning - same goods, same patter, same lift music…My jawline is sculpted..My skin like porcelain.. Put a sock in it, luv...God help us all.