Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

The presenter on this morning said she was an ex-international athlete. Searching Google nothing comes up about that other than quotes from her saying the former.. Was she a famous ex-international athlete?

 

[Hammy60]

The presenter on this morning said she was an ex-international athlete. Searching Google nothing comes up about that other than quotes from her saying the former.. Was she a famous ex-international athlete?

Deffo not famous, she is an ex athlete though.

 

[Hammy60]

None of the ex Bid Tv lot dont seem to want to adapt or change,it’s the same relentless grinding sales patter.

Is anybody trying to change them though, it's not like the main TJC channel is a bastion of honesty and morals, they're just a slightly less shyster version of the old IW, so is the the management actively trying to change the Bid TV lots behaviour? To me it looks like the bid lot are allowed to behave as they please with the approval of the bosses (who is authorising use of forum members names to use in fake texts?) and the new presenters just haven't been there long enough to have been indoctrinated into the shyster behaviour of the long term presenters of TJC and IW.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

There appears to be very little culture of control that I can see on this channel. It very much appears to me that they can do and say what they like in presenter terms. Certainly in terms of old Walter. I suspect critical posts amuse them more than anything else.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Here he comes…Old Walter, his comedy friends, his username texts and his fantasies in general. What‘s that stuff on his decorating table, right?

Buy of the day, he says at £14.99.

 

[cheeky chappie]

The instruction to 'just buy it', 'get all 5' makes him a nonsense. He speaks about your money, which you have earned, as having little value and importance to you with his flippancy.

What he evidently doesn't realise (or doesn't care about) is this sort of sales spiel would be more acceptable if there was an actual, genuine bargain to be had. e.g. if they were flogging a product for £29.99 that couldn't be had elsewhere for less than £59.99. Maybe then say 'folks, at these prices just buy 'em!!!'

However, when it's used for products that 9 times out of 10 can be had elsewhere for a similar price or cheaper, the spiel holds no merit whatsoever.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Gammon Steak time

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh..the Gammon has run in again…Back again after not going to back again before Christmas… Now..the next bargain of the day at £34.99.. Crank up that ****** piano again..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Black Gammon…Not good with a fry up. Most men don’t regularly come across gammon, he says. Whatever takes your fancy. Looks like he’s holding up a tube of Blackcurrant Toffo..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is he genuinely unwell? as far as I’m aware, Burt Bacharach doesn’t make perfume??

 

[Keep Going]

And could you have guessed it....Pedro is more than a fan of gammon (mind he didnt say if it was the food or fragrance)

 

[Keep Going]

He just said its veryyy sexua......sensual and he still has a shift to get through

 

[Duke of Cheese]

How many left, Hulios, Julio..? Hughlayo? theatrically holding a hand to his ear… How many thousands, Wholien? Oh 23….Sorry, Hoolian is in meltdown, right? Ladies…Our Bet…Nancy. William, Dr Lobon….Have a Buy…Buy a 1000, girls… It’s only money ladies. It’s nearly all gone until it’s nearly all come back again…Hurry, OK??? Cyril, Ernest… Heinrich…Otto…Marcus Garvey…

 

[Latearrival]

Blimmy it’s perfection it exquisite he’s excited and we are getting the deal of deals
Get just get it.
who do I dislike enough

 

[Duke of Cheese]

If he was a septic tank he’d be shutdown for overflow maintenance. Where exactly is Gammon being sold at £200, £300, £590, £890…..? HoulieA, do you know? Terry has got it. June has got it. Eric has got it. Hattie has got it. Sergeant Wilson has got it.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Does he ever finish a sentence? Who’s Annie?

 

[Latearrival]

Gegenuine close out price just buy it you can’t go wrong @19.99 buy now only one minute left

alternatively try ebay

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Go and get all of them….These Jose Mourinho cashmere jock
straps…
I’ve seen more fashionable tea towels.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Ugly dollys now

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Suella Braverman dolls now. No wonder they are struggling with shifting these. In all my days I have never seen such unappealing stuff in such relentless number.