Random musings and general banter.

[Deleted member 21838]

Love all these names he comes out with...

 

[galesgal57]

When did you last have somebody come up to you and ask if you've got a charger to spare?

Ah, but this is no ordinary charger, crystal embellished, just like celebrities would use. Yeah right.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

At least one of those cable sets has kinked..

 

[Keep Going]

Again the lads were saying....eh right...sorry Charlie......pink......8.......Brenda, Sienna......Patrick.....Barbie pink........analogue.....mums....da......eh....these.......sister........in a bag..........sons and daughters!

Right

 

[howmuchisthep_and_p]

He said these trees will be on all the table# at ITV Award shows and Baftas

He won't see them though. Because of the restraining order.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

What analogue devices does it do, then?

 

[Keep Going]

You could use this as a necklace

Playing us all like a fiddle, he defo is!!

 

[cheeky chappie]

I came across this, I don't speak a word of the language but find it quite interesting to watch. Well, for a few mins here and there!

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Do we know if we've got any more stock of these, Charlie? Yeah...10,000 round the back..Er..no..sorry...only a handful...

 

[Deleted member 21838]

He’s been on air so long he‘s changed sex…

 

[cheeky chappie]

Lying.. No other word for it. This is NOT a British company any longer, other than the company name. There is absolutely no connection between the present version and company that began in the 1700s.

When has that ever stopped them before

 

[galesgal57]

Do we know if we've got any more stock of these, Charlie? Yeah...10,000 round the back..Er..no..sorry...only a handful...

We are going to extend these into the next hour because so many of you want them. In other words, keep pushing them, nobody is buying. Very clever tactics.

 

[Keep Going]

It will charge your vapes also

 

[cheeky chappie]

Do they genuinely believe people are taken in by their theatricals? I‘ve seen more sincerity in the Good Cop/Bad Cop sales person/sales manager price games in a used car showroom. Really pis…me off this evening. Taking people for fools.

This is what I can't get my head around. They obviously shift enough product (referring to TJC, Gemporia and maybe IW although too new to know for sure) so we have to assume folk are watching for more than just a min here and there, and some of them are buying regularly. You can therefore conclude they either enjoy watching what I refer to as the guff (multiple price drops from a ludicrous starting point, underhand sales techniques etc) or at the very least they put up with it long enough to bag the products they want to buy.

Unfortunately some viewers will fall for it, law of averages tells us that. They'll buy into the hype, the guff, the bullsh1t. Those people are a DREAM for selly telly, a DREAM!!!

 

[Muttley]

Don't forget to take your stick.

Actually, I could do with a walking stick, do you know anyone who sells them?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Actually, I could do with a walking stick, do you know anyone who sells them?

Argos

 

[galesgal57]

We are going to extend these into the next hour because so many of you want them. In other words, keep pushing them, nobody is buying. Very clever tactics.

Just had a really good laugh at Peter with the hands free magnifier hung round his neck, with the legs getting in the way. It looks so flimsy.

 

[Keep Going]

Hands free....with his hands all over it!

It must be so hard try to flog this stuff.

 

[user 17461]

These lights are cheap crap. And were apparently £1.60 per set according to the on-screen graphics that got quickly yanked down.

Dirty Peter said they were £9.99 per set, but is now telling viewers they're £16.99. No apologies to anyone who bought them at the wrong price Peter kept spouting.

You would have thought that the gallery would have pulled him up when he started saying the wrong price. Apparently not

 

[Gooner1963]

He's just given the phone No as 0800 051 7979