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After a night of alcohol and curry abuse, I was in a semi-coma and prepared to tolerate her desperate squawking. I’m sure I part-heard her saying that by buying a toy piano with a handful of keys for your little one, you could turn them into Elton John. I think Elton John started on a full size piano and had piano lessons to go with it. He was also supremely talented to start with in musical terms. I don’t think he evolved musically from a toy one like the one they were flogging last night. Why do I always think elderly shoe menders whenever I hear her? Probably because she always gives us a load of old cobblers whenever I do.
 
Jazzydrury said:
Technology giants, will be watching this, thinking what a great inovation, Peter Sherlock says
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The guy in the Photo-Me booth on a two tin cans and a length of string connection who looks like the bass player from Living in a Box..Is that Sherlock Peters? He is now saying Ideal World is the ‘Home of Big Brands’. I thought they had stopped using that slogan in lieu of there being so few of them on there currently.
 
Jazzydrury said:
I did order a long coat last night, It looked like I could wear it sat in my wheelchair when going out and it not riding up

The designer boots was total ********, She was saying in a roundabout way, Madonna would wear them, that was the Celeb she was hinting at, also saying this designer you would normally pay around £100 for, really
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To be fair, Madonna probably would wear them ...

... Madonna Smith who lives a few doors down from me ;)
 
The Duke of Cheese said:
The guy in the Photo-Me booth on a two tin cans and a length of string connection who looks like the bass player from Living in a Box..Is that Sherlock Peters? He is now saying Ideal World is the ‘Home of Big Brands’. I thought they had stopped using that slogan in lieu of there being so few of them on there currently.
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To be fair they are the home of Big Brands ...

... 'Big Brands' is the name of a wholesale outlet who specialise in the provision of cheap tat items, oops I mean high quality low price items for retail by selly telly outlets.
 
Lovely to have another dash cam tutorial today.
Lesson One: Dash cams have been around for about the last five years, says Capser… Really??
Lesson Two: Really useful for those road rage types who drive in the back of you…It’s only forward view, isn’t it?
Lesson Three: It’s good to get a few pounds off your insurance premium.. For a dash cam that you’d need to check FIRST with your insurers before buying whether its spec is high enough to meet their approved dash cams list
Lesson Four: Don’t Worry About Facts…
Lesson Five: The TV has come alive and switched him off..
 
What did he say earlier about the waterproof camera they were flogging? What the expensive ones do…Just to remind you yours is the poor version…
 
Jazzydrury said:
I know Made in China means nothing, as My IPad, IPhone and EarPods all,say made in China
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Apple have strict quality control measures over the factories producing their products in China.

Some stuff from China is really good, but some stuff is cheap crap made from cheaper materials and components with a lot less quality control.
 

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