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His communication skills appear deliberately woeful. His performances can often be surly and bad tempered too.

Overall he's a pretty disagreeable character, he makes me feel uncomfortable. I genuinely wonder if there is something quite dark about him.
 
Exactly merry and wirral
and as momma said, it just shows that it's all an act
the hard nosed business man certainly came through last night during jewellery not only flash outlet, not only clearance, not only spring saver, not only weekend wonder (I made that one up!!) !
 
Does anyone else think Dirty Peter is looking a bit haggard today?

Jeez, he is using his illness from last year yet again but this time to sell a ****** mattress topper. He says 'My soulmate and friend 'Our bet' provided me with quite a few of them not only because of perspiration and stains, not only of the problems one has when you're ill'.

This creep will use his illness to sell anything. He knocks me sick.
 
I'm sure I heard him threaten earlier to get 'our Bet' on the phone to talk about whatever it was he was flogging. That might have been amusing...
 
Dirty Peter just KISSED the handbag that is coming up later.

The man is a complete weirdo.
 
Defo a bag fetish going on with him as he's not kissed the Fletcher & Lowe leather wallet.............or has he? :wonder:

He said F&L are a major designer?

I see his has that < 1g 9ct Gold chain again, still no sight of it in the flesh. Just a massive blown up image on a Plasma or a mega close up video clip.

Shysters.
 
Some of his quotes really make me laugh:

https://twitter.com/PeterSimonSays

"They're already becoming one of the most extinct creatures on the planet."

"Did you see the tight, pensive walk? I'll show you again just in case you missed it."

"I think that's the most extraordinary thing I've seen."

"...when you've had to stand with pain & sorrow? When friends have turned away? All you can do is stand. Stand & hope & look to the heavens"


I think most of us can guess which item each line corresponds to lol.
 
Hello all ! Must admit I haven't bought anything from Bid for years, and it's sad to see the decline of the channel these days. I mainly have it on as burbling background while I'm working at home. (I've also always loved live telly and love the potential for disaster)

I have to admit even cynical me felt a bit sorry for the old reprobate Peter at the weekend when he was trying to flog that godawful set of three candleholders. He kept looking over his shoulder at them trying to think of something to say, while simultaneously wondering how it had come to this. He came up with "Imagine filling up your garden path (long pause)with yellow light from these beautiful candle holders...:sad:
 
Hello all ! Must admit I haven't bought anything from Bid for years, and it's sad to see the decline of the channel these days. I mainly have it on as burbling background while I'm working at home. (I've also always loved live telly and love the potential for disaster)

I have to admit even cynical me felt a bit sorry for the old reprobate Peter at the weekend when he was trying to flog that godawful set of three candleholders. He kept looking over his shoulder at them trying to think of something to say, while simultaneously wondering how it had come to this. He came up with "Imagine filling up your garden path (long pause)with yellow light from these beautiful candle holders...:sad:

The sympathy vote is a massive part of his 'act'.

I don't feel remotely sorry for this old snake, poisonous. His performance with that appalling old sidekick Portelli was disgraceful yesterday, they shown pure contempt for the viewers. 'You'll lose your job for selling that wallet for £5' 'You'll lose you job for doing another non stop drop on a Pendule watch'. It reeked of desperation not to mention cynicism.

But I do hope Elisa enjoyed her holiday, she might get another sooner than she bargained for.
 
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Peter has got the foot massager and is demonstrating it..........it's utterly revolting to watch him
 
Peter has got the foot massager and is demonstrating it..........it's utterly revolting to watch him

You're right it was vile. Also noticed right at the end in the last 10 seconds he said several times "£1.99, £1.99, £1.99" clock ran out graphics disappeared "plus your phone and p..."

This "70% off Flash Outlet" and vouchers apparently on offer as well for 3 products bought they are really scraping the barrel.
 
At the moment he is talking in this phoney French accent, as he has a load of French scent to shift! He sounds ridiculous. He sounds like 'allo allo' 'oh la la' etc. Then he goes 'Gertrude, good evening to you.' hilarious
 
Peter has got the foot massager and is demonstrating it..........it's utterly revolting to watch him

If it's anything like his performances on the back chair massager the ASA should be calling in the police porn squad in for indecent exposure of crap products.
 
Turn over dear... if that's what they have to do to shift 600 items in minutes then fair play to them.

I disagree with you, I don't think it's 'fair play to them' neither do I think 'that's what they have to do'
there are more professional and less revolting ways of selling a product, it was uncomfortable viewing verging on the obscene
and please don't patronise me, I'm not your 'dear', thank you
 

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