Peter Simon Stock Phrases - please feel free to add

[Samki]

“If I’d of known this was coming up - I would of bought it - you’ve got to buy this”
They know what is coming up in their shows - lying old fart

 

[Gift Horse]

"Collagen is the glue that holds us together....get ready....3,2,1......put the glue back.....I swear by it.....I'm living proof that this stuff really works......I give it to Bet and our Josh ( a Labrador) and they love it too...."

 

[Muttley]

“If I’d of known this was coming up - I would of bought it - you’ve got to buy this”
They know what is coming up in their shows - lying old fart

How can they not know what they will be selling? They need some knowledge of it in order to sell it, although maybe not in Peter's case as he's pretty incoherent at the best of times

 

[Jazzydrury]

I have a Son and a Grandchild, honestly he said that once