Gift Horse

My Mum's favourite was: 'makes a corkscrew look straight'. :)

Each and every time that Peter Simon brings electric heaters to air on Ideal World he says that he wishes that he'd had one the previous...

Rod from Hull texting in again 🤣

This genuinely wasn't me. But it just goes to show what a farce the Ideal World text messaging system is. Not one of them is legitimate. 😀

And when he's selling those ruddy thermos flasks " when I was a delivery man my mate used to fill his flask up & when we finished the...

Well so did ours many moons ago.

Yes, who would have thought it, a flask that keeps drinks warm🤣

I keep imagining Moronic Mike selling the exploding blow up dolls that Del Boy had. Dread to think what his sales pitch would be🤣. I’m...

As Del Boy used to say to Rodney, "What a plonker"

Think last night ( Friday 3th ) he surpassed his self selling sun glasses when it's freezing cold outside what a plank then he starts...

That puts me in mind of an annoying person I used to work with. He kept repeating the same thing over and over. So I said to him, you...

Get on the phone and have a buy, just have a buy 🤣

"Well. Get ready. This is a hero product of mine. This is the best thing I've brought to air in over 30 years....." However, an hour...

Pete's given the Christophe WhatAChump watches the big build-up, so instead of the bamboo bedding they've suddenly brought on the...

Do you remember when Tommy Cooper used to do a TV comedy sketch years ago, where he was dressed in army uniform - half of the uniform...