Peter Simon Stock Phrases - please feel free to add

[galesgal57]

Even if you don't want it, just buy it.

 

[Ant7t]

Even if you don't want it, just buy it.

No. Seriously, if that is one of his stock phrases, talk about annoying. In case you don't know, I don't really watch him. Because when I have, Oyyy. (Don't mind me, just listening to Jewish singing, and on wine). But seriously, I watch enough Shopping Telly to know 'of' the presenters, and who I like: or should that be who I can tolerate more? And he is not one of them. And, to give them all benefit of the doubt, I do try to watch them, when I watch them, but not always successfully.

 

[Gift Horse]

"You know me, I tell it like it is.......(followed by a humongous, great lie)....."

 

[Gift Horse]

"I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the cold. So this fantastic ceramic heater....."

However, 6 months earlier....

"I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the heat. So this fantastic electric fan....."

 

[galesgal57]

This is first layer leathers ( whatever that is)

 

[Jason]

"We've had an afternoon of it"

 

[PeterSnaggletooth]

“It’s a clearance early bird Black Friday deal”
“You will ADORE these, terrific buy”
“They must have made a mistake with this”
“Wait until you see this price point… 3, 2, 1”

 

[Gift Horse]

"Ok...right...Ok....right....get ready....3-2-1.....only a grand on 5 flexis....these are flying out....so don't even think about it....just get it while we've still got it."

 

[Gift Horse]

"Every man should have a gold (plated) watch....this with your Chinos and your polo shirt....."

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His most telling one (caught when he thought he was off-mic) during a break, was: “I’ll go to Hell, me.” Draw your own conclusions on the context.

 

[historymystery]

His most telling one (caught when he thought he was off-mic) during a break, was: “I’ll go to Hell, me.” Draw your own conclusions on the context.

As long as he takes the IW radiators, the watches and the painting- by-numbers pictures with him when he goes.

 

[Herring]

His most telling one (caught when he thought he was off-mic) during a break, was: “I’ll go to Hell, me.” Draw your own conclusions on the context.

And his other classic hot mic from a month or two later (got the video somewhere) after flogging a bag: "How many? No. I knew that bag wouldn't sell... They're sick of seeing them, I reckon".

Having just spent 40 minutes shouting at viewers about the bag using classic lines from this thread such as "these are going to sell out; they're the number one item; you must go to the phones; Muriel, Jane, bob, Timmy, and George are in; this price is a mistake, alright; not only for lipsticks and purse, not only of tissues, and—"…

 

[Samki]

And his other classic hot mic from a month or two later (got the video somewhere) after flogging a bag: "How many? No. I knew that bag wouldn't sell... They're sick of seeing them, I reckon".

Having just spent 40 minutes shouting at viewers about the bag using classic lines from this thread such as "these are going to sell out; they're the number one item; you must go to the phones; Muriel, Jane, bob, Timmy, and George are in; this price is a mistake, alright; not only for lipsticks and purse, not only of tissues, and—"…

I remember that too

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What was the other one he said off-mic in my head? “These fuc….aren’t multi-buying these woollen buckets at all, Charley, are they?” “I don’t need this, Charley….” “ I’m an award winning BBC presenter who is struggling to shift a £9.99 leatherette imitation scrotal sac in a Photo-Me Booth inside a warehouse in Neasden….” Or something like that…

 

[Jason]

What was the other one he said off-mic in my head? “These fuc….aren’t multi-buying these woollen buckets at all, Charley, are they?” “I don’t need this, Charley….” “ I’m an award winning BBC presenter who is struggling to shift a £9.99 leatherette imitation scrotal sac in a Photo-Me Booth inside a warehouse in Neasden….” Or something like that…

Are we allowed to mention the outburst that got him a few days holiday in 2017/2018? It used to be on an article on Peterborough Today but it's not any more.

 

[Herring]

Are we allowed to mention the outburst that got him a few days holiday in 2017/2018? It used to be on an article on Peterborough Today but it's not any more.

Ah, yes (this article).

"Mr Simon is seen getting angry with what appears to be a technical glitch, before stating: “Unless you’re Polish or you’re from Latvian countries and you just shouldn’t be here...”

He, naturally, apologised for his "stupid and ill-judged comments". IW suspended him for a bit, but he was back on air faster than Duchump watches.

Just waiting for him to apologise for all the other "stupid and ill-judged comments" he makes on a daily basis…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The footage was quite a watch. Certainly one of the best watches they have ever had on that channel. Good luck in ever finding it again.

 

[Craftalot]

He has an annoying habit of using 'not only' as a conjunction - there's never a 'but...' to finish off the 'not only' part. For example:

Not only does this bit of tat *cure cancer/make your richer/allow you to achieve nirvana* it's amazing this, just buy it, on four flexis, it's amazing... but

 

[historymystery]

What was the other one he said off-mic in my head? “These fuc….aren’t multi-buying these woollen buckets at all, Charley, are they?” “I don’t need this, Charley….” “ I’m an award winning BBC presenter who is struggling to shift a £9.99 leatherette imitation scrotal sac in a Photo-Me Booth inside a warehouse in Neasden….” Or something like that…

For the second time in two days I've spilled my tea laughing when reading something on here ....I can just hear him saying what you've said (and what's more scary, believing he still has some credibility..).

 

[Jason]

What was the other one he said off-mic in my head? “These fuc….aren’t multi-buying these woollen buckets at all, Charley, are they?” “I don’t need this, Charley….” “ I’m an award winning BBC presenter who is struggling to shift a £9.99 leatherette imitation scrotal sac in a Photo-Me Booth inside a warehouse in Neasden….” Or something like that…

If footage of this one exists, i'd love to see it.