No Bruv. :wink: Not even ironically. :happy: What are chav nails? Burberry check ones? :sun:
I've got white polka dots painted over red polish on my toes at the moment, and I love them!
Crackle nails look quirky, stylish, modern and sometimes a teeny bit emo maybe. They're just distressed nails, like distressed jeans - and people from all walks of life wear those.
I used to know an elderly lady who believed that nail polish of any kind was lower class whorish and the sign of Satan. She might have agreed with you!