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"I'm not trying to scaremonger you but....."

"You've gone absolutely mad for these...absolutely berserk."

"How many left?......Blimey, is that all?... Goodness gracious me...these are gonna go....they're flying out."

Wow, it's a busy show... right gang, you've absolutely destroyed my stock."

"I'll tell you somethink....I've worked in Shopping Telly for a very long time ...so it pays to listen to the bald fella once in a while."
 
"I will give you back every pound and penny of your first payment"

"You're not buying it, you're trying it".

"These are incredible.....and I mean incredible".

"Lurvvvvve it"
 
Gift Horse said:
"I'm not trying to scaremonger you but....."

"You've gone absolutely mad for these...absolutely berserk."

"How many left?......Blimey, is that all?... Goodness gracious me...these are gonna go....they're flying out."

Wow, it's a busy show... right gang, you've absolutely destroyed my stock."

"I'll tell you somethink....I've worked in Shopping Telly for a very long time ...so it pays to listen to the bald fella once in a while."
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Is this the bloke who used to be on Bid TV - the one who looks and sounds like a relic from the good old days of 1970’s second hand car salesmen?
 
"Just get these home.....and open them....and try them....and if you don't love, love, love your new.......set of 24 Philips batteries.......more than family members.....then send them all back for a full refund.....less your p&p."
 
"I'm not saying this to hurry, rush or pressure you, but you need to get a wriggle on, you have been so advised"

"Everyone wants what we've got, and we've not got many…"

"Web's gone berserk, phones are in meltdown, loads of you coming in… knew this would happen; this is gonna sell out"

"This [product] is [adjective] — and I mean [adjective]" Edit: @HughTwo beat me to that one 😅

"We are the shop that never shuts" —'up', I reply when he says that.

"Get yourself one of these"
 
Right gang, I"ll tell you somethink....you is gonna wanna join me at 9 o'clock tonite..... phone your mums and dads, aunts and uncles and tell them....cuz we got this ceramic heater at a price you is not gonna believe....and we is expecting an instant sell out."
 
Started watching him last night ( Friday ) did he have a cob on or what !!! Moaning all the time " can you turn that air conditioning down " then started picking holes in viewers names " Brian but you've spelt it brain do you have one ! " turned over channels when he started .
 
Right…why is this piece of clockwork shyte not working?? Right…OK….We only got this into the business just before the show, so I ain’t done me meticulous preparation.. Ah right…some fuc…didn’t put the batteries in…Nah…clockwork, ain’t it? Bleedin’ non-working factory sample again..
 
"To be honest with you......(followed by a great, big, fat lie)......."

"Honestly ......(followed by a great, big, fat lie)...."

"To tell you the truth......(followed by a great, big, fat lie)......"

"Truthfully......(followed by a great, big, fat lie)......"
 
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