Mike Mason Stock Phrases - please feel free to add

[Gift Horse]

"I'm not trying to scaremonger you but....."

"You've gone absolutely mad for these...absolutely berserk."

"How many left?......Blimey, is that all?... Goodness gracious me...these are gonna go....they're flying out."

Wow, it's a busy show... right gang, you've absolutely destroyed my stock."

"I'll tell you somethink....I've worked in Shopping Telly for a very long time ...so it pays to listen to the bald fella once in a while."

 

[Muttley]

"That would sell for £1000 six days a week and twice on Sunday"

 

[HughTwo]

"I will give you back every pound and penny of your first payment"

"You're not buying it, you're trying it".

"These are incredible.....and I mean incredible".

"Lurvvvvve it"

 

[Choosi5050]

"I'm not trying to scaremonger you but....."

"You've gone absolutely mad for these...absolutely berserk."

"How many left?......Blimey, is that all?... Goodness gracious me...these are gonna go....they're flying out."

Wow, it's a busy show... right gang, you've absolutely destroyed my stock."

"I'll tell you somethink....I've worked in Shopping Telly for a very long time ...so it pays to listen to the bald fella once in a while."

Is this the bloke who used to be on Bid TV - the one who looks and sounds like a relic from the good old days of 1970’s second hand car salesmen?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I feels it, Me….Music….Gift from Bleedin’ God…Genuinely…How can one beautiful bald fella receive so many blessings from above? I really don’t care if you hate me..I just have to check every post to make sure you do…

 

[Muttley]

Is this the bloke who used to be on Bid TV - the one who looks and sounds like a relic from the good old days of 1970’s second hand car salesmen?

I couldn't have put it better myself. He didn't have the scruffy beard in those days.

 

[Gift Horse]

"Can I ask you somethink......every single one of ya.....how'd you sleep last nite?.....cos I've got this fantastic memory foam mattress...,,"

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I couldn't have put it better myself. He didn't have the scruffy beard in those days.

Just the scruffy rhetoric..

 

[Gift Horse]

"Just get these home.....and open them....and try them....and if you don't love, love, love your new.......set of 24 Philips batteries.......more than family members.....then send them all back for a full refund.....less your p&p."