Mike Mason Stock Phrases - please feel free to add

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"I'm not trying to scaremonger you but....."

"You've gone absolutely mad for these...absolutely berserk."

"How many left?......Blimey, is that all?... Goodness gracious me...these are gonna go....they're flying out."

Wow, it's a busy show... right gang, you've absolutely destroyed my stock."

"I'll tell you somethink....I've worked in Shopping Telly for a very long time ...so it pays to listen to the bald fella once in a while."
 
"I will give you back every pound and penny of your first payment"

"You're not buying it, you're trying it".

"These are incredible.....and I mean incredible".

"Lurvvvvve it"
 
"I'm not trying to scaremonger you but....."

"You've gone absolutely mad for these...absolutely berserk."

"How many left?......Blimey, is that all?... Goodness gracious me...these are gonna go....they're flying out."

Wow, it's a busy show... right gang, you've absolutely destroyed my stock."

"I'll tell you somethink....I've worked in Shopping Telly for a very long time ...so it pays to listen to the bald fella once in a while."
Is this the bloke who used to be on Bid TV - the one who looks and sounds like a relic from the good old days of 1970’s second hand car salesmen?
 
I feels it, Me….Music….Gift from Bleedin’ God…Genuinely…How can one beautiful bald fella receive so many blessings from above? I really don’t care if you hate me..I just have to check every post to make sure you do…
 
"Can I ask you somethink......every single one of ya.....how'd you sleep last nite?.....cos I've got this fantastic memory foam mattress...,,"
 

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