Maternity leave replacememt _ who would you like/hate

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How about Richard and Judy? They've only got their book club now haven't they. Include a bit of nepotism and have Chloe modelling!
 
I would love to see OurMeg as a presenter. Her fur is multi-coloured so we could see how the jewellery would 'suit all types'. She could lie on her back and bat at the necklaces dangled above her by LoyalHandler, Minim. Her talons would gracefully stroke and point out the Jbacking on the rings. The NNights stroking/kneading would be a doddle for her. Confronted by AlisonYoung, she would arch her back, rise onto her tippytoes and give an award-worthy HISSsss with emphatic spits thrown in, for good measure. And CharlieBears would be a good show to cuddle up amongst the FurCritters, yawn and ignore the world. She'd pass on the l'occitane paw-washing bowl and suds routine, but be ready for a massage by a beauty therapist. Catching a glimpse of SmarmyBrooks would remind her to use the LitterTray. Number two. Bring on the food demos-"I'll help myself to another bit of that turkey, don't mind if I do, mmm, nom, nom. Burp! Minim, dahling, get the car, I'm ready to go home. Meggy is bored now."
 
I would love to see OurMeg as a presenter. Her fur is multi-coloured so we could see how the jewellery would 'suit all types'. She could lie on her back and bat at the necklaces dangled above her by LoyalHandler, Minim. Her talons would gracefully stroke and point out the Jbacking on the rings. The NNights stroking/kneading would be a doddle for her. Confronted by AlisonYoung, she would arch her back, rise onto her tippytoes and give an award-worthy HISSsss with emphatic spits thrown in, for good measure. And CharlieBears would be a good show to cuddle up amongst the FurCritters, yawn and ignore the world. She'd pass on the l'occitane paw-washing bowl and suds routine, but be ready for a massage by a beauty therapist. Catching a glimpse of SmarmyBrooks would remind her to use the LitterTray. Number two. Bring on the food demos-"I'll help myself to another bit of that turkey, don't mind if I do, mmm, nom, nom. Burp! Minim, dahling, get the car, I'm ready to go home. Meggy is bored now."

I think I've got a problem with her now Snarly!

Umm, what's the agent's fee...?


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I nominate my friend's three year old, like Jill Franks she is very fond of pink and glittery things and she loves to draw and colour so would be a natural for the craft shows, when she suddenly felt exhausted she could have a little lie down and present Northern Nights and she would have a wonderful time lining up the Kipling monkeys and getting them to suck their thumbs and hold hands.
 
Minim, I think the pay would be very lucrative. You're funding her current lifestyle, after all! Are you sure you could take on the extra work? Now, you're her unpaid PersonalShopper, Chef, Chauffeur, Masseuse, Groomer, PawManicurist, Jester, Housekeeper, BeautyStylist, SocialSecretary (Forum), TravelManager (veterinarian), Minder, PersonalPhotographer and DivaPsychotherapist. Do you have time to take on the extra pressures of Agent, Booker and PressAgent? Her entourage of MrFish is bound to increase and then you have Groupies and CrowdControl issues. Sounds like You would need an assistant. ShowBiz can be tough! <=^.^=>
 
Our Meg is too good for QVC. She should take over from Tess 'no talent' Daly on Scrictly Come Dancing. She would wear beautiful clothes and make up and then have a quick fox trot with old Brucie. Craig would be putty in her paws!

Are we daft or what?
 
Our Meg is too good for QVC. She should take over from Tess 'no talent' Daly on Scrictly Come Dancing. She would wear beautiful clothes and make up and then have a quick fox trot with old Brucie. Craig would be putty in her paws!

Are we daft or what?

Do you really want an answer :grin:
 
I think Julius would be a good one of stand in. He's got a lot to say about presenters and guests, so
maybe he could see what its like to do it himself, and stand back and get the criticism and see
what it feels like :wink:
 
Are we talking here about a choice of other guests who appear on the Q? Or anyone, famous or otherwise?
 
Minim, I think the pay would be very lucrative. You're funding her current lifestyle, after all! Are you sure you could take on the extra work? Now, you're her unpaid PersonalShopper, Chef, Chauffeur, Masseuse, Groomer, PawManicurist, Jester, Housekeeper, BeautyStylist, SocialSecretary (Forum), TravelManager (veterinarian), Minder, PersonalPhotographer and DivaPsychotherapist. Do you have time to take on the extra pressures of Agent, Booker and PressAgent? Her entourage of MrFish is bound to increase and then you have Groupies and CrowdControl issues. Sounds like You would need an assistant. ShowBiz can be tough! <=^.^=>

...... yes
 

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