Welcome Scary!
Ok, mine are...
"Dipping your toe in the water..."
"As we speak..."
"Waiting in the wings..."
"There
is queues on the phones...." AY is bad for this one.
"One in the guest room, bathroom, his bathroom, her bathroom, en suite, downstairs loo, private jet...."
"Buy one in each colour as you can always send it back..." Yup, never mind how much that would cost, all that added P&P and then you get The Letter when all you've done is what they suggested.
"Woman of age...." Coming from a man of age.
JF "how aaaaaare you?" Every single time.
"Don't get me started...."
"What am I like...."
"I'm such a girlie..."
Not forgetting everything else that comes out of JF's mouth.
However, the very worst has got to be, IMO "This is to die for!". Actually no, I don't think so. I can't think of anything QVC could possibly sell that I would actually die for
I think QVC is bad for my mental health. There are men in white coats knocking at the door now. Off to the funny farm! Perhaps I'll bump into ex-QVC presenters there. Lucky for me the weekend was so boring as I didn't turn the telly on at all.
I love this forum
Always good for a laugh