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Thankyou SO much, you lot. I haven't had a laugh like this for a long time 
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My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the chemist and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The pharmacist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the chemist and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The pharmacist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
Shall we share a pack.....SNAP!
Sammi
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this thread has given me the best laugh I've had all year!!! it's simply ace lol
black betty bam a lam is aggravating once it gets in your head rflmao
Mad4 don't take this the wrong way, but I'd pay good money to take the photo of you at the finishing line if you make good on your promise lol
black betty bam a lam is aggravating once it gets in your head rflmao
Mad4 don't take this the wrong way, but I'd pay good money to take the photo of you at the finishing line if you make good on your promise lol
Marzy
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Ditto Sammi.What a laugh,thanks everyone x
