Betty Go Away Grey Intimate Hair Dye

[Jabbathehut]

Oh Charlie, Yes just imagine that candlelit dinner or special event. That sudden flash of silver across the room, the unexpected muff sparkle taking away the dazzle of your diamonique.

As long as he wouldnt do 'the reveal' on opening the 'box' D...............

 

[Stewart]

Little did I know what I had started with this thread.

I wonder if there is some technical wizard on here who could preserve the broadcast before it disappears or even put it on youtube. I am sure Catherine appreciated the humour as soon as the words came out of her mouth as it seemed to me she was struggling to keep a straight face.


Lovin' the exchanges on here

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

There was a middle aged woman called Lou
Who found a sprinkling of grey in her moo
Panic ensued,her palms became sweaty
There was only one thing...she reached for her Betty!

She ran to the bathroom and stood in the buff
Gazing down at her silvery muff
Undeterred was our Lou
A shade of Auburn..that would do!

An hour later the job was done
Her muff glowed orange like the setting sun
Feeling really good and a little flirty
She phoned 0800 fifty forty thirty

Presenter Ali Young with her nasally whine
Said "Oh hello we have a caller on line"
And so it was on Beauty Day, Lou from Battersea had her say
on how her life had changed in a phenomenal way
and her muff transformed by "Betty go away grey"!!!

The end :13:

 

[Buttercorn]

OMG - enough already, I have to call an ambulance now, oh! the pain.

 

[shushkin!]

Oh I love it! What a fab thread and I love the poem Lemonsqueezy!
Nothing like a good larf!
I have to say I havnt got the time to regularly closely scrutinise my nunu! Shame on me!
So reassuring to know though that I could go for a nice multicolour effect care of wonderful QVC!! That would startle the other half!

 

[Mrs James]

Isn't grey the new black?
if so, they're bang on trend
dress 'em up dress 'em down
compare 'em with your friends
ladies and gents, don't feel the need
to betty up your pubes
just wash 'em and blow dry 'em
and upload 'em onto YouTube

 

[debsie]

OMG I've only just read this lot - best laugh ever!! What if you go swimming and the colour runs?

 

[my_old_mans_a_dustman]

OMG I've only just read this lot - best laugh ever!! What if you go swimming and the colour runs?

Or makes it turn green:11:

 

[mrsm]

All this talk of nunus ..................... I'll never be able to watch Teletubbies again without being reminded of this thread. ;laugh;;laugh;

 

[debsie]

All this talk of nunus ..................... I'll never be able to watch Teletubbies again without being reminded of this thread. ;laugh;;laugh;

So this new product can be used on Nunu's and Tinkie Winkes then! I'm saying nothing about Po though! Not a word!

 

[Stewart]

Now I know why Ugly Betty has been shelved

 

[donna255]

Oh Black Betty, Bam A Lam
Oh Black Betty, Bam A Lam

Betty had a child, damn thing ran wild.
Bam A Lam

 

[debsie]

Oh Black Betty, Bam A Lam
Oh Black Betty, Bam A Lam

Betty had a child, damn thing ran wild.
Bam A Lam

:18::35::18:

 

[worrier]

http://www.qvcuk.com/ukdetail/ViewOptions.aspx?viewOption=watchvideo&item=432367&country=UK

I had to have a watch of this one. Oh and you get a mascara wand with it too.:shock:

 

[debsie]

Just think Frank Spencer - Ohhhhhhhhhh Betty!

 

[jinnyjamjar]

Sounds like the perfect Valentines Gift to me.....

"Nothing says I love you like a minge makeover..."

Jinny x

 

[Lucy-loo]

Have just watched the video, and Katherine did a marvellous job, how the heck did she keep a straight face, hope she's been on here and read all the posts.
Well its certainly ammused me these past couple of days

 

[Polly Esther]

Now I know why Ugly Betty has been shelved

I completely misread that as "shaved" :52:

 

[my_old_mans_a_dustman]

I'd love to be working in the returns department to see peeps reasons for returning it:9:.

 

[sugar plum]

http://www.qvcuk.com/ukdetail/ViewOptions.aspx?viewOption=watchvideo&item=432367&country=UK

I had to have a watch of this one. Oh and you get a mascara wand with it too.:shock:

Thanks for posting the link!
Wow almost multi tonal, with conditioning properties, and a lovely odour... umm not sure I'd be waving Heidi's mascara brush around too much..who knows where its been!!