Andrew's Mellowtodgercreme

[QuiteVacuousChat]

Well, what is it? Even the great god Google can't tell me what this elixir of youth is supposed to be made of....
I know it's literally, actually, scientific, heritage, haute couture, "paintented", according to ze Gobby One but .... what the hell is it?

 

[Weathergirl]

A "yoof molecule" AKA total boll***s!!

 

[speckledhen]

It must be a mix of the words melatonine and what? (what is a genine?) apart from the horrid one from Eastenders....

 

[Brissles]

I cant stop laughing !!!! Mellowtodgercreme - PRICELESSSSSSS !!!!! A good giggle before bed.........

 

[ArtDeco]

It must be a mix of the words melatonine and what? (what is a genine?) apart from the horrid one from Eastenders....

My OH has always referred to the said moisturiser as SmellyToesJanine

 

[speckledhen]

My OH has always referred to the said moisturiser as SmellyToesJanine

Hilarious - I love it, and if your OH doesn't mind the Speckledhens will be adopting this terminology forthwith!!

 

[ArtDeco]

Hilarious - I love it, and if your OH doesn't mind the Speckledhens will be adopting this terminology forthwith!!

You're very welcome! OH has come up with (ahem) 'alternative' words and phrases for just about everything on Le Q over the years, I really should keep some kind of record. When they used to do a lot of gemstone jewellery with stones that no-one had heard of (now the preserve of the jewellery-only channels I think) she did come up with Bogulite, Crapulite, Russian Plopside etc. She's normally quite demure but her irritation at QVC seems to bring out the uncouth side of her character :grin:

 

[sweetpea]

Oh god!!!

I cannot get the thought of Andrew's todger out o' me 'ead!!:sweat:

 

[ERICS MUM]

presumably smothering one's todger with melatogeneeeen will keep it soft, plump and wrinkle-free ?

 

[TrixieWoo]

Maybe someone should ring and ask him ? :cheeky:

 

[QuiteVacuousChat]

Maybe someone should ring and ask him ? :cheeky:

Delicious idea for an on-air phone in to the studio.... all in the interest of science, of course.

 

[Loveinamist]

Elizabeth Grant's Torricelumn is another elusive - "divulge, and it's more than our job is worth" spiel from Loen. Nonsense. I bet she is none the wiser.

 

[donna255]

Torricelumn is a made up word it seems by EG. In fact it is a form of seaweed given a fancy name. At least old Elemis tell us the ingredient in PCMC is a seaweed.