Doh!, I told you, I wasn't going to keep it......my intentions were pure as the driven snow - not that we see much of that round here.....
See, when a girl is disadvantaged by her size and finds something that looks good, and it's flattering, well, she just HAS to have it...
Are you saying I remind you of a fat scottish policeman then?.
When I asked KWC what she had been buying I was not expecting a list as long as that.
I am very pleased you have been f.a.r.ting Almerida and can I say that I am more like Helen Mirren in prime suspect although obviously a lot younger.(cough)
Well now you can feel even more virtuous Almerinda, 'cos I changed ny mind & bought not only the Nails Inc TSV but the Nails Inc Autumn/Winter Collection as well.........! *gasp*
They are for PRESSIES Loveheart, OK? (It won't be OK of course but there you go, too late now! Hee hee!) They are pressies though, honest, gonna split them between a couple of the DDs to dish out to each other/friends etc. as 'isms' as they're all a bit short of cash now!
'Course, they mainly like pinks & purples, so there might be the odd brown/green/red colour left over...........oopsie!
I did tell LH I only had a few bits left to get for Xmas but then I thought, why go to the non-existant decent shops in town, trudge round for hours shoulder to shoulder with all the other despondant oiks when I can just slump in front of the TV & make a few clicks of a mouse..........?
Xmas - sorted - done - bring on the food/chocs/biccies/alcohol, I is ready!
Yes, the black one, Almerinda. It's slightly draped round the middle, which is great for less-than-perfect tums, thigh length, lovely material....
I think a jewel-coloured pashmina would set it off a treat......
Dunno.....me neither, but every time the word is mentioned, LoveHeart appears like the Avenging Angel wielding a fiery sword - it's great entertainment.......
* Takes a front-row seat, passes popcorn *
Ooh, like the bit in the Lion King where the hyenas keep repeating the name Mufasa?
*shivers* "Ooh, say it again........Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa........!"
We could substitute 'Pashmina', as in:
*shivers & waves a paw* "Pashmina, pashmina, pash-min-ahhhhhh......!"
Now, that oughta fetch her running........! lol
Kitten! It worked!
'Course, she's like a bloodhound, is Loveheart, can sniff out certain words & phrases from a hundred paces! lol
Anyway, poor LH really, what she fails to realise is that although I have bought quite a bit of stuff recently, much of it was for Xmas pressies, which have to be bought from somewhere & we haven't got a John Lewis, or a Debenhams, or anything here, it's so rubbish......!
I hope LH realises we do appreciate her efforts really & if it wasn't for her, I probably would have bought a load of other carp, instead of concentrating on Xmas pressies (in the main! lol), so she is doing a good job even where I'm concerned!
