You Just Wouldn't ...

[Artemis]

kept quiet about that didn't we?

Doh!, I told you, I wasn't going to keep it......my intentions were pure as the driven snow - not that we see much of that round here.....
See, when a girl is disadvantaged by her size and finds something that looks good, and it's flattering, well, she just HAS to have it...

 

[kitten_with_claws]

I'm just 5 feet tall and size 14-16 with a largish chest, so I expected to look like a sack of 'taters, but it's really flattering, as he said " even ze large laydee, she look good in Harald cl'oes "........*swoons *

Blimey, we're virtually twins........hmm, wrap dress you say.........only joking LH!

 

[loveheart]

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It's a fair cop guv! *hangs head in shame*

I haven't got many clothes though (honest!) & it's been a while since I've bought any new clothes for myself...........I won't do it again though! *trails off forlornly, sadder & <s>determined to keep quiet & absolutely not confess all next time</s> wiser.......!*

Tart burner I have no excuses for, not even feeble ones.......I just buyed-ed it, OK! I do like it though......hee hee!

I give up. When I asked you what you had been buying I never thought all that would come spilling out like lava exploding out of a volcano.
I hope you feel better for confessing. I am still in a state of shock what with WS and all.

 

[kitten_with_claws]

See, when a girl is disadvantaged by her size and finds something that looks good, and it's flattering, well, she just HAS to have it...

That's brilliant Artemis - couldn't have come up with anything better myself......! *snigger*

 

[kitten_with_claws]

I'll try harder LH, it was quite a lot of stuff I must admit, even taking into account quite a few of them were PRESSIES......!!!
Oh well, I shall look lovely at Xmas, with my lovely new top & my lovely tart burner wafting Xmassy scents throughout the house...........I'll F.A.R.T. harder from now on OK <s>'cos I've checked the TV guide & there's nothing else coming up I actually want</s> to show I can do it!

 

[loveheart]

I'll try harder LH, it was quite a lot of stuff I must admit, even taking into account quite a few of them were PRESSIES......!!!
Oh well, I shall look lovely at Xmas, with my lovely new top & my lovely tart burner wafting Xmassy scents throughout the house...........I'll F.A.R.T. harder from now on OK <s>'cos I've checked the TV guide & there's nothing else coming up I actually want</s> to show I can do it!

You'll need that tart burner the if you are f.a.r.ting harder.
I hope you enjoy all your stuff Kitten. Are you sure there's nothing coming up you want?

 

[kitten_with_claws]

I hope you enjoy all your stuff Kitten. Are you sure there's nothing coming up you want?

Nah, I'm done, truly - got a couple of new tops for Xmas, enough skincare to see me into the New Year ('til February I think!) & I've virtually finished my pressie buying!
Any spare cash now will be for a few extra bits & pieces for the girls, not planning any more QVC purchases for a while!

 

[BakerGirl]

Oh, good thinking, wasn't there something about a pashmina, too..........

I'm just 5 feet tall and size 14-16 with a largish chest, so I expected to look like a sack of 'taters, but it's really flattering, as he said
" even ze large laydee, she look good in Harald cl'oes "........*swoons *

Lovely. I know it's warm where you are Artemis but there are bound to be some cooler evenings.

 

[loveheart]

Lovely. I know it's warm where you are Artemis but there are bound to be some cooler evenings.

BG keep up. Artemis wasn't wanting a pashmina for herself she was dobbing Watersiren in as a way of deflecting from her reckless spending.
I know you saw the word pashmina and got excited but do try to get it right.

 

[BakerGirl]

BG keep up. Artemis wasn't wanting a pashmina for herself she was dobbing Watersiren in as a way of deflecting from her reckless spending.
I know you saw the word pashmina and got excited but do try to get it right.

The seed has been planted. Everyone needs a pashmina.

 

[loveheart]

The seed has been planted. Everyone needs a pashmina.

I don't.

 

[Artemis]

The seed has been planted. Everyone needs a pashmina.

Hmmmmmm.......* Strokes chin reflectively *........do you think I need one for the cooler evenings then, BG ?.......

 

[loveheart]

Hmmmmmm.......* Strokes chin reflectively *........do you think I need one for the cooler evenings then, BG ?.......

F***, S***, B*******, NO, NO, NO.

 

[Love A'kin]

Kitten you little devil. I have just got over Watersiren and her 70 unopened beauty/bath products confession in the drop and now I have this to contend with. Even Love A'kin would be hard pushed to beat you.

*Love A'kin could do with the angel icon just about now but will content herself with just grinning virtuously instead*

 

[Jabbathehut]

They're ever so cosy loveheart and cheaper than a couple of slankets

 

[loveheart]

They're ever so cosy loveheart and cheaper than a couple of slankets

Ye gods, don't tell me you are a pashmina lover too Jabba.

 

[Almerinda]

What have you been buying Kitten? Tell Loveheart. Is it Gatineau?

Cripes Loveheart, you are worse than Inspector Rebus. People just can't help 'fessing up when you interrogate them can they? Thank goodness I have been on a FARTING spree since my Kim and Co little black dress dress lapse ALMOST A MONTH AGO!!!

 

[Almerinda]

What, in November/December? Nuffin', I ain't bought nuffin'.......well, except for.......:

Charlie Bears Collectable Diesal Bear - Xmas pressie

Liz Earle Superskin Eye and Lip Treatment - needed it!

Liz Earle 6 Piece Superskin Face & Body Collection - as above!

Kim & Co Spiral Dot Long Sleeve Sweetheart Neck Top - Artemis made me buy it!

Yankee Candle White Hearts Electric Tart Burner with 20 Wax Tarts - erm.......

Lulu's Time Bomb Hand Cream Trio - Xmas pressies!

Kim & Co Spiral Dot Long Sleeve Sweetheart Neck Top - it was a fiver off.......& I liked the first one, so........!

Liz Earle 4 Piece Men's Grooming Collection - Xmas pressie!

Elemis 5 Piece Luxurious Face & Body Nourishing Collection - err.......it was pretty & I run out of stuff.....all stuff?

South Western Multi Gemstone Bar Necklace 41cm Sterling Silver (x2) - one is an Xmas pressie & the other one is, um.....a spare?

South Western Bear Paw Turquoise Earrings Sterling Silver - Xmas pressie!

See, barely nuffin'........! *blinks & looks faintly nervous!*

Kitten, you make me feel strangely virtuous!!

 

[loveheart]

Cripes Loveheart, you are worse than Inspector Rebus. People just can't help 'fessing up when you interrogate them can they? Thank goodness I have been on a FARTING spree since my Kim and Co little black dress dress lapse ALMOST A MONTH AGO!!!

Are you saying I remind you of a fat scottish policeman then?.
When I asked KWC what she had been buying I was not expecting a list as long as that.
I am very pleased you have been f.a.r.ting Almerida and can I say that I am more like Helen Mirren in prime suspect although obviously a lot younger.(cough)

 

[Almerinda]

...and I didn't mean to keep Harald's wrap dress, just wanted a look......but it's lovely, and fits like a dream.........

The black one Artemis? I saw it on air and it looked absolutely beautiful. The model and Sara G looked fab in it. As do you I am sure!!!!