Woe me 3

[Loveinamist]

I’m sitting here thinking it’s late
I should be getting ready for my date
But, oh, what to wear
Don’t want to give him a scare
Good job my LD nails are done
Yes AY, I’ve kept out of the sun
I couldn’t be whiter
But I’ll pop on my balance and brightener
Do I shimmer in a dreamkeeper
Or look bonny in a Ronni
Maybe Style Inc velour
No, he may run from the door
What about a Casual and co. kaftan
But if it’s chilly there’ll be a draught and
Any Kim will make me sweat
I won’t be on trend, just wet
Now I’m getting fed up
Even hoping I’ll get stood up
This dating lark
It just makes me a nark
Forget romance and kisses
I’ll take the dog for the walks he misses
In my trusty QVC style
Yes, I’m in denial
But it’s comfort I’m after
And, yes, I hear the laughter
But it does it for me
Last count, 33
Now I’m ready for the backlash
About my secret stash
There isn’t anything better
Yes, it’s good old Quacker :whew:

 

[Mitzi]

:clapping:Ace.:up:

Loveinamist that ditti could be written by many ST members, so on trend.