What title would you give their autobiography?

[Brissles]

Screech & Shout ......... Pippa
How to Exercise your Eyes !! .................... Marvarine
Thrust and Shove ............... Joy

 

[Akimbo]

"Scaffolding for Beginners" by Joy

Two volumes by Jilly Halliday: "Bran New" and sequel "Superb, Right the Way Through!"

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Look behind you (your skirt is caught in your knickers) - Q models

Look behind you (there is a bulldog clip holding you in) - J Franks

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

1984 (we havent moved on) - Q management

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

White Fang - A Young

 

[Dave]

How to be a "Pre loved tech expert" - J.P.

 

[amn]

Who cares? Not worth thinking about.

Rather rude...
The OP was only trying to have a bit of fun. :wonder:

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Im on a bit of a Jeffery Archer roll here!

Not a penny more, not a penny less - Q postage department

Honor amongst thieves - Q management

False Impressions - Customer services

12 Red Herrings - Ann Donnington to go with the 12 torches

To cut a long story short - Sara G

Best kept secret (how to stay a size small) - Julia

Beyond reasonable doubt - the people who send out the dreaded "letter"

 

[Anna]

Im on a bit of a Jeffery Archer roll here!

Not a penny more, not a penny less - Q postage department

Honor amongst thieves - Q management

False Impressions - Customer services

12 Red Herrings - Ann Donnington to go with the 12 torches

To cut a long story short - Sara G

Best kept secret (how to stay a size small) - Julia

Beyond reasonable doubt - the people who send out the dreaded "letter"

You're really getting into the swing here LATI - they are very funny.

 

[Akimbo]

Alison Young "Eye Bags and Glad Rags"

 

[Vienna]

All that glistens is not gold but eek ...charlie B
Nom nom nom ... Dale
Beige through the looking glass ..... Jill F
The greatest love story ever told, one woman`s fight to be adored by herself and others. ......Debbie F

 

[lilian]

Fashion Tips -- Alison Young
Sleeveless Garments For Beginners -- Jill Franks

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Life of Pi - Charlie B

We've got to talk about ......... Take your pick

 

[Dave]

I'm a celebrity writer - get me out of here" D.F

 

[boffy]

Hunger games - Charlie

hunger games the sequel - andy peters

 

[Brissles]

The sequel to "Buy None - Get All Free"

is

Free Food Forever !

Craig

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Life and loves of a she devil - Chuntley

Life and loves of a he devil - John Barrowman

Coathanger Abbey - dont know the ambassadors name

More Fool Me - Q customer

 

[Raven Crow]

The details of my life (well I think they're right but might be wrong) by Kathy Tayler

Brill ... that made me laugh out loud !

 

[murgatroyd]

'Life As Simon Wilson's Fag Hag' by JR
'Fur Your Eyes Only' Dennis Basso

 

[murgatroyd]

'Coming Out of My Shell' by Ralph Rossini (Honora Pearls)
'Back To My Roots' by Richard Jackson
'Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow' by Ken Pavers