What title would you give their autobiography?

[Sydney Starlett]

I feeling a Jackie Collins moment coming on (sorry Joanie dear!)

The Bitch - take your pick
The Stud - definitely none of the Q boys!!
Borehamwood wives - the ideal Q customer

 

[Glittergirl]

What title would you give to the autobiography of any presenter or guest, based on an existing book title?

My suggestion: Fifty Shades of Grey, Taupe and Cream by Kelly Hoppen.

Any more?

Catherine Huntley - Theatre of Dreams
Charlie B - The Bear Whisperer
Debbie F

 

[Rural lady]

Jill Franks..."Me, myself and I"

 

[DunmowDizzy]

Jill Franks 'Cold Shoulder'.

Julie from Peony 'Let me just say.. (Look at this)'.

 

[Bid Up Side Down]

'Notting Hill screen test confusion' by Julia Roberts

 

[Wornoutcreditcard]

The emporers new shark bite maxi dress
By the qvc fashion dept

 

[historymystery]

"The Art of Speaking Slowly" (subtitled: I.................only..................speak...................one...............word................every...........60...........seconds") [/I](by Charlie Brook)
"Act Your Age (not)" by Claire Sutton
"Chest Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow" by Simon Biagi
"How to Bore People for England" by Richard Jackson

 

[shopperholic]

The Ugly, The Bad and The Ugly for Debbie Flint..............well I'm not likely to put "The Good" am I.

 

[Bid Up Side Down]

The Ugly, The Bad and The Ugly for Debbie Flint..............well I'm not likely to put "The Good" am I.

Shopper could the sequel be 'Ripping off the punter - For a Few Dollars More!'

 

[shopperholic]

Shopper could the sequel be 'Ripping off the punter - For a Few Dollars More!'

Brilliant! :up::clapping:

 

[Glittergirl]

What title would you give to the autobiography of any presenter or guest, based on an existing book title?

My suggestion: Fifty Shades of Grey, Taupe and Cream by Kelly Hoppen.

Any more?

The Slug and I - Richard Jackson
Look Who's (Baby) Talking - Claire Sutton
The Bear Whisperer - Charlie

 

[Weathergirl]

What not to wear- AY
The Goddess guide- By Julia Roberts
The Moving Finger by Debbie Flint
Eat Yourself Thin-by Charlie Brook
Gnomeo & Juliet (the screenplay) by Richard Jackson
Cold Shoulder- Jill Franks
Creative Writing for Dummies -by Debbie Flint

 

[Peppermint Patti]

Some great titles folks made me chuckle.
Another one for
Back to My Roots a joint effort by Alison Young and Jackie Kabler

Grease by Jill Franks

 

[Loveinamist]

Somebody Whispered In My Ear But I Ignored Them (Who Needs Sizes Anyway!) Culprits, most of them!

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

Patronising the people and my life as Goldilocks' Granny- Claire Sutton.

5 minutes a dancer- Julia Roberts

Eye bags and Old Wags-Alison Young

 

[Bid Up Side Down]

'How to be a Medium (size) - and other spiritual tales' by the lovely Julia.

 

[historymystery]

thatu, Lol. Short and to the point, I'd say!

Glad you've given this some thought, Louise.