The perfect Christmas present........NOT

[Grizelda]

A friend had a friend, well yes I did know her. And every year my friend got bath salt cubes from the other friend. Now, they had been friends for years and my friend never had a bath, only a shower in her house.

If there was an actual bath in the bathroom and not just a shower, the friend could be excused because she might not have known about her friend only showering. Otherwise, not!