Picture this. You are sitting down at tea time with a dish of nice strawberries and probiotic yogurt. You tune into QVC as it's normally quite relaxing. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Anne Dawson is on! Not so bad in itself I actually quite like her in a way. BUT! The combination of her voice droning like bagpipes as she gushes with syrupy enthusiasm whilst they show close up shots of some poor middle aged woman's muffin top midriff flopping out all over the place like a Pilsbury dough advert is just too much to bear. Words cannot describe my anguish as I lunge for the remote control, only......it doesn't work! I twiddle the batteries and try again to no avail, meanwhile the camera has moved up to show a before and after shot of the Aire Bra. The picture on the left (before) looks like a couple of old fried eggs, and on the right it looks like someone has shoved some grapefruits in there! Hardly underwear to attract a mate with! So I lunge at the television and press the off button, putting it into standby mode........and then.........the ****** thing switches on again all by itself!!!!! only this time they are showing some poor woman whose derriere is practically sagging on the floor like the train of my graduation gown, and then in the right she looks all pert! So I just get the plug and yank it from the socket, do lotus position for a few minutes and then return to my strawberries!
Did anyone else see that shapewear thing? I really don't understand why people would wear it. If I looked flabby like that I would get rid of the flab, not squash it all in with those garments! Those people should get down the gym!
I must say that I admire them though for showing their imperfection on TV. It was just the combination of Anne Dawson's voice and the footage that made it a bit stressful. Richard Attenborough she aint!
Did anyone else see that shapewear thing? I really don't understand why people would wear it. If I looked flabby like that I would get rid of the flab, not squash it all in with those garments! Those people should get down the gym!
I must say that I admire them though for showing their imperfection on TV. It was just the combination of Anne Dawson's voice and the footage that made it a bit stressful. Richard Attenborough she aint!
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