I enjoy watching chef Wayne and I thought Bid are missing a trick here. If they gave him a "COOKERY SHOW" in a regular time slot I think it would be a huge hit.
Actually forget that, it's a bit advanced. Open a box of Kelloggs and put some in a bowl, open a bottle of milk, pour on the cereal.
That's Cordon Bleu cooking Wirral!
Poor Wayne could just about manage to
a) get Twix (other chocolate bars are available)
b) unwrap.