Sh*g, Marry, Kill

[BurlyBeaR]

Shag - Craig. for the bod. no talking in that stupid accent though.
Marry - Joan Rivers - she wont be wanting to sh*g and i'm quids in when she pops it.
Kill - Daniel Green. He spoils everything he turns up on.

 

[aragorn0130]

Bizarre Post But......

What the heck.

Shag - Probably Julian because there's not a lot of talent on QVC lets be honest. He's not really "you're so pretty I could cry" material but he's the only male that looks half decent when demonstrating pilates in a pair of shorts.

Marry - Ralph and be set for pearls for life.

Kill - Ali Young, purely to then raid her bathroom for all her free stuff and be set for skincare/cosmetics for the next 5 years.

 

[kitten_with_claws]

Ooh, a game! Yay!

Shag: Anthony Heywood - sorry but I think he's kinda cute!

Marry: Andrew 'Bagpuss' Bagley - DefiLift's expensive stuff y'know!

Kill: Dennis Basso - no explanation needed really!

 

[mysteriousgirl]

Shag: Dale Franklin I'm embarrassed to admit.
Marry: Paul McKenna for all his millions and carry on shagging Dale on the side.
Kill: Julia Roberts simply cos I can and it's only a game.
Shag Dale Franklin some more afterwards.

 

[Snoopy]

Shag Debbie Greenwood Marry Anne Dawson....cus no one would want to shag her behind me back kill Daniel and Ali Young,one is a greasy twonk the others voice gets on me tits :tits:

 

[Kathy]

Shag - Charlie - nice clean and have lovely hands.thmbs up
Marry - Dale - lovely funny and wholesome guy.:54:
Kill - Basso - the butcher sick

 

[loveheart]

Shag - Orlando the diy guy, recently left qvc
Marry - Leighton Denny - so I would have perfect nails every day
Kill - The Northern Nights woman. All that fluffing and primping. Tonight at midnight if poss.

 

[BurlyBeaR]

Shag - Orlando the diy guy, recently left qvc

doesnt count... its current people only... choose another shag please!

 

[BenFongTorres]

Shag-Catherine Huntley

Marry-Catherine Huntley

Kill-Catherine Huntley




By the way I heard Joan Rivers unintentionally call Daniel, "DANIELLE" tonight,that poor woman's gaydar must have been melting!

 

[Rudolf]

Shag - Dale.
Marry - Ralph from Honora. Luvverly!
Kill - Sorry I want two. Denis Basso - but that goes without explanation so Beth the mowdell as her silly grin and pouting and scrappy hair drive me maaaadddd...

 

[Pinkpussycat]

Shag - Julian....... bet he's a goer
Marry - Dale.....cos I'd like to shag him as well :13:
Kill - Basso.....skin the ******* alive, Karma

PC:

 

[debsie]

Shag - Julian....... bet he's a goer
Marry - Dale.....cos I'd like to shag him as well :13:
Kill - Basso.....skin the ******* alive, Karma

PC:

Ditto! The queue to kill to ******* basso is forming nicely!

 

[NIKKID]

Shag - Ojon man
Marry - Ojon man
Kill - Anyone who tried to stand in my way!

 

[petpixie]

Shag - one of the camera crew. Bound to be tastier than what's on offer presenter wise.
Marry - Basso. Hubby says I can drive a person insane within a week.
Kill - AY and AK. I'm sure I've missed some great products due to being unable to listen to their ear shattering, bossy boots tones. I want to be informed not screeched at.

 

[rosey]

SHAG : Charlie - only cos all the other blokes are horrible
MARRY: Julian - I think he would be a laugh and then I could shag him as well if i married him
KILL: AY or Adrienne (the spacebag lady) both have the most annoying whine

 

[AngelGab]

SHAG : Richard Jackson (only cos my garden needs sorting out!....do not insert own joke here!)
MARRY: Richard Jackson (as above!...we don't want any distractions do we!)
KILL : Richard Jackson (after Garden finished)

 

[loveheart]

doesnt count... its current people only... choose another shag please!

Ok then, Shag Dennis the Ojon man. V sexy.

 

[argeybargey]

SHAG : Richard Jackson (only cos my garden needs sorting out!....do not insert own joke here!)
MARRY: Richard Jackson (as above!...we don't want any distractions do we!)
KILL : Richard Jackson (after Garden finished)

If you're garden's in such a bad way, I reckon Jules would be more your man.

 

[margaret43]

Shag: Anthony's the only one I'd consider.

Marry: Anthony again. He's good at techy stuff. I'd be faithful to him.

Kill: Jill Franks. Enough said.

 

[icr24350]

Shag : Claudia or Jilly - they are lovely
Marry : Anna Griffin (Craft), she is my idea of perfection
Kill : AY or JF - equally vain and pains in the ****