Ruth Langsford Fashion Edit TSV 21/08/21

[Twilight]

Considering her love of orange I'm surprised she didn't incorporate it somewhere, perhaps having coloured soles. Silly me, that's already been done.

 

[Toril]

I’m sick of seeing biker jackets. Everyone’s doing them.

 

[Brissles]

GLAMMY GRANNY ! give me strength. That's the thing with 'marketing' - over a certain age ? then you're a 'granny'.

Last week I was 'ambulanced' to hospital with chest pains (a rogue gall stone went on an adventure to my bile duct - another story, but fine at the moment). ANYWAY, the fabulous paramedics (and dishy too), asked me on a scale of 1-10 how bad my pain was ........ 10 being childbirth ! I said "you're asking the wrong person here ". No children, no grandchildren honeybun. They were forgiven though, as despite me writhing in pain they couldn't believe I was 72

Its about time that with all the fuss and offence taken about 'stereotyping people, someone should get a bit pissy when assumptions are made that all mature women are mothers !

 

[Bigbean]

Agree their presumptions were off. Get the impression they read off a script…..hope you’re doing better tho’

 

[SUPERCOOLWILLOW]

Going on sale Earlier in the week

 

[Twilight]

Last December my Mr T was 'ambulanced' & one of the para medics liked our bathroom & said it wasn't what old people usually chose to have. We're 62...

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

September edition of Prima magazine if proof was ever needed that a hair do,make up and soft focus can work wonders

 

[madaunty]

Last December my Mr T was 'ambulanced' & one of the para medics liked our bathroom & said it wasn't what old people usually chose to have. We're 62...

In a book I was reading recently a character was described as being “an elderly lady” at 62!!!
At 61 I thought “just shoot me now”.

 

[lynnonthelake]

Last December my Mr T was 'ambulanced' & one of the para medics liked our bathroom & said it wasn't what old people usually chose to have. We're 62...

Are you watching the new series of Ambulance, paramedics are wonderful people.

 

[Twilight]

Are you watching the new series of Ambulance, paramedics are wonderful people.

I stay away from anything medical, real or fiction. I don't like bodies unless they have feathers, fur or scales & eat two apples a day in the hope that this will give me double protection when it comes to keeping doctors away. I'm lucky that we come from peasant stock & my daughters were rarely ill, if I knew a tummy bug was doing the rounds I wouldn't send them to school but I was generally the mum who said: "Eat your greens & you'll be fine". Until the Chinese horror was imported, & everyone became a medical expert overnight, I didn't know that the aching muscles we get at the start of a virus was our immune system kicking in. Sorry, this is an overlong reply. BTW the two lads who turned up last December were great & a damn sight better than the A&E doctor who admitted he didn't know what to do with my husband but if they lost him overnight it would be classed a covid death...

 

[Deleted member 21102]

Paramedics are one step away from saintly, in my experience. GPs - another story altogether.

 

[Twilight]

Paramedics are one step away from saintly, in my experience. GPs - another story altogether.

What is a GP? (Asked in the style of the Dowager Countess of Grantham)

 

[Brissles]

Last December my Mr T was 'ambulanced' & one of the para medics liked our bathroom & said it wasn't what old people usually chose to have. We're 62...

My point exactly !

In a book I was reading recently a character was described as being “an elderly lady” at 62!!!
At 61 I thought “just shoot me now”.

um, isn't Carole 't..ts in yer face' Vorderman around that age ? try calling HER elderly.

Paramedics are one step away from saintly, in my experience. GPs - another story altogether.

SO TRUE !

What is a GP? (Asked in the style of the Dowager Countess of Grantham)

Excellent chuckle

 

[Bea Frugal]

There’s something mumsy about Ruth. I think it’s a combination of helmet hair and Spanx. She’s kind of ‘solid’.

 

[Clothescloth]

She would make a good figurehead for a ship.

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Yet on several magazine shoots she can look much better. It’s amazing what a hairstyle, make up and soft focus can do.

Its the trussed chicken look which ages her.

 

[slinky]

There’s something mumsy about Ruth. I think it’s a combination of helmet hair and Spanx. She’s kind of ‘solid’.

'Helmet head' is what we call her too!! She has extra hair clipped in to make it look like that?! When she and Gabbler are on together it's like a couple of 'before' pics in a hair makeover! Sorry- I am awful... I've had a sniff of wine!

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Helmet hair and spaniel ears - I avoid like the plague

 

[candycane]

'Helmet head' is what we call her too!! She has extra hair clipped in to make it look like that?! When she and Gabbler are on together it's like a couple of 'before' pics in a hair makeover! Sorry- I am awful... I've had a sniff of wine!

Er, scuse me, a "sniff of wine at 7.58pm. That's so shocking Slinky. People on this forum are on my case when I have wine o clock at 9pm. I'm so glad you're here. Makes ME look respectable

CC (joshing with you lol).

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Sniff of wine, - what the heck is a sniff - surely a half bottle at least!