i bet barbs would agree that if you work in a hospital. you see hilarious names all the time. i don't know if having a funny name makes you predisposed to get ill but we had so many, we actually used to log them in a funny names book. lily pond, poppy plant, vesta rice, the list was endless. the 2 that stick in my mind the most are a female patient i called for 3 times as "mrs hogsflesh" before a very posh lady stood up, looked at me as though i was a complete moron and said "do you mean hoe-flay??" i was very young and completely mortified. my colleagues never let me forget it. the other one had her surgery paused while the anaesthetist composed himself. her name was ophelia balls.