Random musings/no argument zone

[Wirral70]

Wirral, you have done me good. I need to lose weigjt and you have put me off my breakfast. Ths could be a revolutionary new diet!

I have to say Muttley that when I reread my post early this morning it made me feel sick too, in fact I appalled myself.

It was a revolting post.

 

[Muttley]

Just turned Bid in, Sherlock's stink is in again, he is talking about Bette Davis, women being "naughty"; women not having the vote, changing attitudes to women. What all that has got to do with a cheapo market stall perfume I don't know!

 

[loubylou]

He does love to over dramaticise that peter

 

[Wirral70]

Just turned Bid in, Sherlock's stink is in again, he is talking about Bette Davis, women being "naughty"; women not having the vote, changing attitudes to women. What all that has got to do with a cheapo market stall perfume I don't know!

Sherlock could even teach Katie Price a thing or two about self promotion.

He's excellent at it, i'll give him that. But rarely have I came across a more totally manufactured product than the 'Perfume Pete' character.

Noddy is more realistic.

 

[Dave]

Sherlock could even teach Katie Price a thing or two about self promotion.

He's excellent at it, i'll give him that. But rarely have I came across a more totally manufactured product than the 'Perfume Pete' character.

Noddy is more realistic.

Yes I agree - but I preferred it when Noddy used to sing with SLADE! :mysmilie_59:

 

[stunning!]

Watching Peter Shitelock last night with Mikey... Mrs stunning! feels peters not well, on some sort of medication, his facial features went from wide wide smile to coughing, grimacing and sucking inwards, legs together like hes trying to stop a large fart... then back to the wide wide smile....

Maybe we've found the new actor to play The Joker in any upcoming Batman films! :mysmilie_8:

 

[Mommabear]

So he makes a batch of stink and when they're gone, that's it, no more of the same. I wouldn't buy it for that reason alone.

I know it's ludicrous to suggest really, but just imagine you bought it and liked it.......nah, it's too farfetched to even carry on........as you were....

 

[Wirral70]

So he makes a batch of stink and when they're gone, that's it, no more of the same. I wouldn't buy it for that reason alone.

I know it's ludicrous to suggest really, but just imagine you bought it and liked it.......nah, it's too farfetched to even carry on........as you were....

Actually you may well like it.

It might be nice with bitters and tonic, it's the most potent of liquors.

 

[Dave]

Was it me or did he seem very Orange today??

 

[Wirral70]

Was it me or did he seem very Orange today??

Schlocko always tarts himself up when he premiere's his latest honks.

He looks like a provincial hairdresser who specialises in home visits, his niche is colour rinses and wig coiffures :mysmilie_59:

 

[Price Plunge]

Actually you may well like it.

It might be nice with bitters and tonic, it's the most potent of liquors.

With the daywear and the evenings; for that special moment in the sun, with your loved ones, with that little black dress in the cocktail lounge...Delicious.

If you don't like it you can send it back to us or use it to repel cats in the garden.

JUST BUY!!!

 

[Wirral70]

With the daywear and the evenings; for that special moment in the sun, with your loved ones, with that little black dress in the cocktail lounge...Delicious.

If you don't like it you can send it back to us or use it to repel cats in the garden.

JUST BUY!!!

Ha Ha :mysmilie_14:

They should ship a load of "Divine Decadence Love at First Spring" to those still affected by the awful floods, the smell may well choke them but it's surely useful as a most effective firelighter for those poor souls still without power.

Job done :mysmilie_59:

 

[Mommabear]

Was it me or did he seem very Orange today??

He's had a makeover just for us :mysmilie_14: Oddly he reminds me of Keith Harris today and I've never thought that before

 

[haribo]

This is a blast from the past. Just turned bid on and saw a face that looked familiar. I couldn't place him so had a google. It seems the last time I saw him was watching him on playschool in the early 80s!

I haven't seen him on a shopping channel before.

 

[haribo]

The detail that Simon Davies is putting in here is ludicrous.

He said "You could wear this top if you are on holiday and go out to the Taverna for a salad and a glass of wine."

Why stop there? Tell us what is on the salad.

 

[Mommabear]

Seems that the 'no call back' resumes tomorrow

 

[Wirral70]

This is a blast from the past. Just turned bid on and saw a face that looked familiar. I couldn't place him so had a google. It seems the last time I saw him was watching him on playschool in the early 80s!

I haven't seen him on a shopping channel before.

You'll hear his heavy gasps before you see him.

I suspect most people hang up on his phone calls before he gets chance to say a single word and think 'yer dirty git' :mysmilie_59:

 

[Wirral70]

Shyster Sherlock says of his latest moonshine with the cockeyed label, and I quote:-

"This is a world exclusive here on these channels, there is no other retailer selling this range, there is no other retailer going to be selling this range"

I bet Boots and John Lewis are absolutely furious, not to mention Harrods. And I agree with a previous poster, he is orange.

 

[mr tom]

Shyster Sherlock says of his latest moonshine with the cockeyed label, and I quote:-

"This is a world exclusive here on these channels, there is no other retailer selling this range, there is no other retailer going to be selling this range"

I bet Boots and John lewis are absolutely furious. Not to mention Harrods.

it's made in an acton bathtub

 

[Wirral70]

it's made in an acton bathtub

Aye, did you know it's got 90 odd ingredients?

I'm impressed.