mr tom
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What bake off is this?
It must be a "bullsh#t bakeoff"
What bake off is this?
It must be a "bullsh#t bakeoff"
Something dosen't ring true with the 'Bake Off' business.
What happened to his parachute jump? I never heard anything more about that.
i heard (i didn't) that there is going to be a show where elisa portelli foreman tries to sell people clothes that won't fit them
it's called "monday afternoons on bid"
Ha Ha!:Laugh:
I am campaigning for the word 'Portelliforemanism' to be added to the Oxford Dictionary. I'll let you guess what the definition is :Laugh:
Oh the computer has locked out yet again this is becoming a regular thing, This bag should have sold for £9.99 but because the computer has locked out they have to sell it for £12.99, funny that
Lisa is reminding us of her art credentials. She said one guy came into her gallery who remortgaged his house just so he could buy a piece from her.
So what's the average property price in South Shields, £35?
Is a "portelliformanism" to say that you never wear dresses, but then change into one five minutes later because this particular dress is "amazing"
Yes that would certainly fit the bill. I think it will have to have more than one meaning, certainly 'the practice of totally disregarding a customers actual shape in order to facilitate the reduction of stock despite being an unsuitable size'.
Or in layman's terms 'the practice of selling plebs anything we like to meet targets'.
That is always fun to watch, now ladies its sold out in the 20 but id go for the 22 as its got the viscose which is ideal for the larger lady , Oh the 16 has sold out go for the 18 ladies, 12 has sold out so id go for the 14 ladies (that's more Peter Simon than Elisa though)
Elisa is more I don't like dresses but this is really nice so at £11.99 for yourself, followed by Peter saying init lease woudnt ya, eh you would and even with the p&p and phone call 0904 25, you've given us a good hiding with this aint they lease, its quite exxxxxtroooooodinaaaaary and with the £10 credit I love it 0904 251, if our Bets watching and ill be honest she's a voluptuous lady so get it bet, this is ideal for the more curvy lady, 0904 251 2 Now this is our Annie she's a UK size 16 and you can see how good it looks on the more curvy lady, init lease, eh, I hope our bet's watching because at that kind o buy and a £10 credit you have got a better buy than we could have ever imagined
repeat for every product
Yes that would certainly fit the bill. I think it will have to have more than one meaning, certainly 'the practice of totally disregarding a customers actual shape in order to facilitate the reduction of stock despite being an unsuitable size'.
Or in layman's terms 'the practice of selling plebs anything we like to meet targets'.
They are so professional on this channel it got to the last item and the floor manager chucked the last product to James whilst he was sending a text, he then got his coat on and walked out of the studio so James walked off and took his tie off saying if he's done then i'm done so Marina was left to finish the item as James had a drink out of his bottle
it's like watching peter type himself.
Very good.
Not only was it very good, not only was it satire... it was .... simply stunning