Dave
Still just a Pleb!
When Gollum sees the inevitable grotesque avatar and insulting strapline i'm sure he'll abuse you.
I had hoped for a name check tonight as he has had a good slagging off recently. But he seems to dish it out to some female presenters but I imagine he don't take it to well from this forum - it's something he'll have to get used to. All this fun at such low cost......where do I sign?