What the hell was that introduction, I was sat In the bath squeezing my duck, I thought that hole has got bigger, I heard our Maud calling so I got dressed in an all in 1 jogging suit with buttoned flap at the front, the breeze gets through, she said I've got the tandem, I've never rid with 2 before I said, You will be ok
huh????
the man has lost the plot methinks!