Random musings/no argument zone

[Ali Kamman]

DP seems to be having some sort of breakdown live on air. It's quite fascinating.

Perhaps a zany new cookery show could be on the horizon: "Cooking at 'Ome When Yer Live On Yer Own".

 

[£1 MEGADROP1]

Just turned over to see a close up of Peter eating and what seemed like sucking on a sausage

 

[Goodluckifyageddit]

Given the contempt Peter usually held for the female assistants who were unlucky enough to have to work with him, it makes me feel more than a little queasy seeing him going all moon-eyed over Chef Jack.

 

[Jason]

I don't think i've heard Peter say "Not Only" as many times tonight.

 

[Pola]

I don't think i've heard Peter say "Not Only" as many times tonight.

I said the same thing last night! It was ages* before he said it!

*about fifteen minutes or so.

 

[Wirral70]

My favourite Jenny Gobb claim was when she was selling a dress that had a feeble bit of lurex thread in it that you could hardly see she said 'It reflects the light back onto your face like you have been photo-shopped, people will tell you how well you look.'

I'm afraid that Jenny (along with many other shills) encapsulate everything that is wrong with Sit-Up.

She is utterly dreadful.

 

[Ali Kamman]

I don't think i've heard Peter say "Not Only" as many times tonight.

He was as baffling as ever though: "Now, Jack, I live me own so this would be perfect for me". Then later: "We've got the larger of the frying pans at 'ome".

And as for his doctor being called Tom Earnshaw...

 

[Goodluckifyageddit]

I said the same thing last night! It was ages* before he said it!

*about fifteen minutes or so.

Wow, 15 minutes...that must have almost killed him trying to stop himself saying it ! I seriously believe that phrase is hot-wired into Peter's brain, and no matter how hard he tries, it has to come out eventually.

 

[Muttley]

Changing the subject, why does virtually every item they sell "catch the light". I don't consider that when I am buying something for my home. It will be toilet roll holders that "catch the light" next. Or its probably just me being a Grumpy Old Woman!

 

[Pola]

Changing the subject, why does virtually every item they sell "catch the light". I don't consider that when I am buying something for my home. It will be toilet roll holders that "catch the light" next. Or its probably just me being a Grumpy Old Woman!

And Peter Simon's fashion and jewellery always 'elongates'. Even earrings. "These earrings will elongate the face".

 

[merryone]

.....and shitty ornaments always have so much "attention to detail" - True - but if it looks like it's been painted by an arthritic pensioner wearing boxing gloves or a five year old child it takes the edge off somehow!

 

[Mommabear]

And every garment with sleeves covers that part of the arm 'that we don't like, do we?'

Then they have a sleeveless item :mysmilie_11:

There's no 'arm in it

 

[Wirral70]

I see that Federico Mahora has made a return.

Great website.

http://www.federicomahora.co.uk/

 

[PJ.]

I wonder if bid does fold we will see something similar to Auction World when they collapsed in that a new channel will rise up with same staff, same studios and same crap goods? Hope not.

Sent from my Vodafone 354 using Forum Runner *meep meep*

 

[Wirral70]

I wonder if bid does fold we will see something similar to Auction World when they collapsed in that a new channel will rise up with same staff, same studios and same crap goods? Hope not.

Sent from my Vodafone 354 using Forum Runner *meep meep*

Sadly it's a distinct possibility, they'll rise again.

Like a floater :mysmilie_59:

 

[£1 MEGADROP1]

Peter said last night to join Mike on Monday at 10pm for "a new generation of bid tv and there will be a party atmosphere"

 

[Wirral70]

Peter said last night to join Mike on Monday at 10pm for "a new generation of bid tv and there will be a party atmosphere"

More like a wake than a party.

 

[mr tom]

Good afternoon everyone.

read through the last day or so and I have these opinions...

* Whoever stated that bid is the ghostbusters ghost containment unit.... wins the *diamond bullet through the skull of genius* award

* usage of the simpsons comic book guy, also very amusing.

* I feel Jenny Topp is a good presenter. now now NOW!!! stop it, shut up a second... let me explain. You can tell when she is lying because her lips move... but she talks with such confidence and conviction that I believe that she genuinely believes what she is saying is true.

* Chad pointing out the women should wear underwear. Good Lad.

 

[Paul_s]

Is it me or are sales extremely slow?

How many solar powered wind chimes does one need to sell? (taken Rye's five minutes to sell four!)

 

[£1 MEGADROP1]

What the hell was that introduction, I was sat In the bath squeezing my duck, I thought that hole has got bigger, I heard our Maud calling so I got dressed in an all in 1 jogging suit with buttoned flap at the front, the breeze gets through, she said I've got the tandem, I've never rid with 2 before I said, You will be ok