Random musings/no argument zone

[Wirral70]

Bin liners?

Why's he got a bow tie on?

He's obsessed with women's chests. He's saying what size Sarah is and then said 'you're bigger now aren't you?'

Ugh freak!

Have you seen her boots too? It's hard to imagine what look she is trying to achieve but whatever it is it sure ain't in a size 12-14 but in fairness she probably has jumpers on underneath. Sarah has on a 16-18!!

As for The Dirty Peter, he knocks me sick. Absolutely gross.

 

[Mommabear]

I see they've got matching hair now

Her boots are Kellers woo

 

[Wirral70]

I see they've got matching hair now

She looks an utter mess in that garb they have made her wear, it's preposterous to make a middle aged woman dress like that. I bet she dresses lovely in real life.

Then again I can't imagine what age woman would dress in plastic jeans, stacker boots and a baggy jumper accompanied by a Rozzer Benini, she's a trouper though! :mysmilie_19:

I'd love to see Caroline in that outfit!

 

[EasyNow]

Is anyone bidding for the Peter Simon Commemorative Figurine?

 

[Wirral70]

Is anyone bidding for the Peter Simon Commemorative Figurine?

I'll pass!

The thing I have never understood about that figurine is that it was supposedly specially made for his 10th Anniversary and obviously it's supposed to be of him. However, not only does it not look like him (Elisa quite correctly said it looks more like BOD) but it also features a gold ring on the right hand of the figure and as far as I'm aware (but I'm happy to be corrected) he's never worn a ring.

Wasn't Peter generous starting the bidding off at £500? Very good of him, he'll get his eye wiped if nobody tops his bid!

 

[Mommabear]

He mentioned putting Peter Simon into 'their ebay site'

I thought that had long gone?

 

[Wirral70]

He mentioned putting Peter Simon into 'their ebay site'

I thought that had long gone?

Ocean Tree hasn't had any items for sale in ages. I suppose it begs the question, what do they now do with all the returns?

I know what they do with clearance items, sell it in a DOTD!

 

[mr tom]

Well it's the 3-6:30 shift on a monday...

Must mean it's time for clothes that magically fit everybody and anybody (depending on whats already sold out or unavailable)

 

[mr tom]

*coughs* choose the charity first you sneaky b#stards.

 

[Wirral70]

Well it's the 3-6:30 shift on a monday...

Must mean it's time for clothes that magically fit everybody and anybody (depending on whats already sold out or unavailable)

Elisa was at it again with her Portelliforemanisms earlier. She said the 12-14 was a big fit and when size 14-16 sold out she suggested they try the smaller size.

But surely that means 12-14 might be too big and they should buy a 10-12? She didn't suggest that of course because they didn't have that size!

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

lol at 'Rozzer Benini'

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

If you're a larger lady of 24, my lovely voluptuous ladies of curve, go for the size 8/10

 

[mr tom]

Elisa was at it again with her Portelliforemanisms earlier. She said the 12-14 was a big fit and when size 14-16 sold out she suggested they try the smaller size.

But surely that means 12-14 might be too big and they should buy a 10-12? She didn't suggest that of course because they didn't have that size!

i don't think i've said this before but she is the bigger culprit as she endulges his carp

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

what the hell is a Sravorski Crystal???


The most precious of the crystals!!!

They add a decadence and a beauty to not only giving light to the face

the light of purity

of earrings of stud design

etc

etc

 

[Wirral70]

i don't think i've said this before but she is the bigger culprit as she endulges his carp

Elisa is an exceptional bullshitter, easily in the same league as Gollum and Russell.

Possibly worse.

 

[mr tom]

what the hell is a Sravorski Crystal???


The most precious of the crystals!!!

They add a decadence and a beauty to not only giving light to the face

the light of purity

of earrings of stud design

etc

etc

they look like rings from captain planet or something

... ironic as i think his skin was a shade of green

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

Why in the name of holy tits has he changed his suit jacket, god knows what Elisa will come back in wearing, but it'll be a size 12/14 no doubt.

haha he's not changed his jacket, I must just have bad eyesight!!!!

 

[mr tom]

Elisa is an exceptional bullshitter, easily in the same league as Gollum and Russell.

Possibly worse.

atleast russell takes the piss out of him for the way he presents

 

[mr tom]

Erm ................

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

A snow white outfit!!!!!!!!!!!!