Random musings and general banter.

[Battiola73]

Indeed, can be v nasty.

He/She who declared it blared it.
He/She who observed it served it.
He/She who detected it ejected it.
He/She who said the rhyme did the crime.
Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it.
The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.
The smeller's the feller.
He/She who inculpated promulgated.
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
He/She who refuted it tooted it.
He/She who pointed the finger pulled the finger.
He/She who articulated it particulated it.
He/She who deduced it produced it.
He/She who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass
She who sniffed it biffed it.
The slanderer made the gland error.
He/She who eulogized it aerosolized it.
Whoever makes the joke makes the ass smoke.
He/She who rapped it cracked it.
Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
Whoever spoke it broke it.
Whoever asked gassed.
Whoever started farted.
Whoever explained it ordained it.
Whoever described it applied it.
Whoever thunk it stunk it.
Whoever resented it, presented it.
Whoever accused it, diffused it.
Whoever spoke the words is baking the turds.
He/She who spoke it broke it.



Nor me, we need the true HEPA expert

We had a ditty at school.

It starts as a gust of wind that travels round the heart and when it reaches the back door, it’s commonly known as a fart. A fart is a good thng, it puts the mind at ease, warms the bed at night and suffocate the fleas.

 

[galesgal57]

Three people to present Killa Vanilla. Pedro taking the lead as usual. I just don't buy the hype. If it was that good, surely the NHS would be interested.

 

[EmmaP]

Three people to present Killa Vanilla. Pedro taking the lead as usual. I just don't buy the hype. If it was that good, surely the NHS would be interested.

Just turned over and yes why 3 people

 

[EmmaP]

If you were Katy, you would be thinking doesn’t the company feel I’m capable of presenting on my own

 

[Battiola73]

Is it a prerequisite that the newer female presenters have to have wide big mouths that they open so wide you can see what they have for breakfast?

Not sure if the one sellng Bras for Back support is related to Blackwall Tunnel Gob? Am I doing something wrong as for the last 60 odd years I’ve been wearing a bra to support my bust? Have I been wearing it the wrong way round?

And no I’ve not been wearing the same bra for 60 years

 

[galesgal57]

What if your cravings are for savoury foods such as crisps and burgers? They are just as bad for you.

 

[EmmaP]

Isn’t Katy, related to Torchy or was that just made up on here

 

[Bernie100]

If Killa Vanilla actually works then why isn't Foghorn Sally using it? As she's getting bigger by the week.

 

[EmmaP]

He’s working on a Savoury Version.

 

[EmmaP]

This is like BS Hour

 

[Niwa]

Indeed, can be v nasty.

He/She who declared it blared it.
He/She who observed it served it.
He/She who detected it ejected it.
He/She who said the rhyme did the crime.
Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it.
The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.
The smeller's the feller.
He/She who inculpated promulgated.
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
He/She who refuted it tooted it.
He/She who pointed the finger pulled the finger.
He/She who articulated it particulated it.
He/She who deduced it produced it.
He/She who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass
She who sniffed it biffed it.
The slanderer made the gland error.
He/She who eulogized it aerosolized it.
Whoever makes the joke makes the ass smoke.
He/She who rapped it cracked it.
Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
Whoever spoke it broke it.
Whoever asked gassed.
Whoever started farted.
Whoever explained it ordained it.
Whoever described it applied it.
Whoever thunk it stunk it.
Whoever resented it, presented it.
Whoever accused it, diffused it.
Whoever spoke the words is baking the turds.
He/She who spoke it broke it.



Nor me, we need the true HEPA expert

Thank you for providing such an exhaustive list.

 

[galesgal57]

He’s working on a Savoury Version.

Wonder what it will be called?

 

[Muttley]

Sankom ladies underwear next, but Pedro isn't presenting this. All he knows about ladies undies is that he wears them on his days off.

Is that six days a week and twice on Sundays

 

[Muttley]

We had a ditty at school.

It starts as a gust of wind that travels round the heart and when it reaches the back door, it’s commonly known as a fart. A fart is a good thng, it puts the mind at ease, warms the bed at night and suffocate the fleas.

When I was at school the boys had this rhyme:

Batman and Robin in the Batmobile
Batman done a fart and paralysed the wheel
The brakes wouldn't function
The engine wouldn't start
And all because of Batman's supersonic fart

I'm sorry for lowering the tone. Us girls certainly didn't join us cos we were classy and the boys were as common as muck

 

[galesgal57]

Is that six days a week and twice on Sundays

Probably goes the whole hog on a weekend, and wears a Basque and fishnet stockings. Kinky devil.

 

[EmmaP]

Could have been worse could have had Peter selling Bras

 

[cheeky chappie]

What if your cravings are for savoury foods such as crisps and burgers? They are just as bad for you.

I've launched a rival product for this, it's called Strangle Savoury. I've basically bought a ton load of neutral scent lip balm sticks and sprayed them with unsold Gammon. Hold that under your nose and you're guaranteed not to want to eat anything savoury for 12 hours.

Come on, who'll 'ave a buy from me? You know you want to. 1 stick for £9.99 or 3 for £59.99. Cash only, delivery of goods on receipt of your cash. The product carries no guarantees either in terms of its quality or effectiveness.

 

[Muttley]

Could have been worse could have had Peter selling Bras

Peter selling (and modelling) leopard print posing pouches would have been worse

 

[galesgal57]

Peter selling (and modelling) leopard print posing pouches would have been worse

Phwoarrr!

 

[HughTwo]

Another variation on the price comparison tripe from Dirty Peter.

"We were going to bring this smartwatch to air at £49.99....but at £24.99 it's a great price.....ave a buy".

That's like the man in the corner shop saying "I was going to charge you 20 quid for that pint of milk but, you know what, you can have it for 85p.....ave a buy."