Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Rejuvenation hair comb.

Well IW presenters won't need that, after all they all take collagen which rejuvenates the whole body as well as the hair, remember Peter would be bald by now if it wasn't for collagen.

 

[Kit10]

Caught a bit earlier when he was dying on his feet with a mini greenhouse. Prat. I can’t watch him for long, as my blood pressure goes through the roof. I’m just waiting for the mispronounced words and indeed the incorrect words. If I hear Viserol, Santeen, Pilla or anti mercurial I shall scream. Oh, and let’s not forget the great get-outs ‘Results will vary’ and ‘in conjunction with a healthy lifestyle’ .

 

[Bernie100]

Rejuvenation hair comb

Pedro's says that he's going to buy one and give it a go. Let's see how he gets on with that.

 

[EmmaP]

I thought he bought the Opatra version

 

[Bernie100]

35 quid for this flimsy, cheap and nasty piece of rubbish. And then having the nerve to call it a 'greenhouse.' They're having a laugh

The buyers for Ideal World should be taken out and shot.

 

[Wanderer]

Pedro's says that he's going to buy one and give it a go. Let's see how he gets on with that.

Well we know he can't use and then return under the money back guarantee.

 

[EmmaP]

It’s Pillow Peter, Pillow

 

[EmmaP]

Where did he hear you should buy new pillows every 6 months

 

[Hammy60]

Where did he hear you should buy new pillows every 6 months

it's a sales tactic to get folks to buy new pillows more often, whether they need replacing or not. Sure the 6 months is something IW have been using for years with pillows, same as they sometimes say its recommended you get a new mattress every 7 years.

 

[EmmaP]

He had damp in the bedroom I bet he did

 

[galesgal57]

He hasn't mentioned whether the air purifier will work on farts.

 

[EmmaP]

He hasn't mentioned whether the air purifier will work on farts.

I bet a lot of wind comes from Him and Bet

 

[EmmaP]

More like purifys the Cigs in his house

 

[Hammy60]

More like purifys the Cigs in his house

Which ever room the crusty shorts reside in will definitely need air purification.

 

[galesgal57]

It's called Medify Pedro. He's hopeless with brand names. Earlier on, he said he put one in his utility room, now it's in his bedroom. His bedroom must be very whiffy to need an air purifier. It must be the pile of crusty underwear in the corner, waiting for his "houseboy'" to rub them out in his mini washing machine.

 

[Wanderer]

It's called Medify Pedro. He's hopeless with brand names. Earlier on, he said he put one in his utility room, now it's in his bedroom. His bedroom must be very whiffy to need an air purifier. It must be the pile of crusty underwear in the corner, waiting for his "houseboy'" to rub them out in his mini washing machine.

His "houseboy" rubbing one out.....

 

[Samki]

I’m not going to believe a word about that hepa filter until Peter vonvacuum comes on to tell me about it

 

[Niwa]

He hasn't mentioned whether the air purifier will work on farts.

Wonder if it will work on Joshie"s farts. Dogs wind is absolutely the worst thing ever. SBD - silent but deadly. Or as we said at school - Thems that smelt it dealt it.

 

[Wanderer]

Dogs wind is absolutely the worst thing ever. SBD - silent but deadly. Or as we said at school - Thems that smelt it dealt it.

Indeed, can be v nasty.

He/She who declared it blared it.
He/She who observed it served it.
He/She who detected it ejected it.
He/She who said the rhyme did the crime.
Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it.
The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.
The smeller's the feller.
He/She who inculpated promulgated.
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
He/She who refuted it tooted it.
He/She who pointed the finger pulled the finger.
He/She who articulated it particulated it.
He/She who deduced it produced it.
He/She who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass
She who sniffed it biffed it.
The slanderer made the gland error.
He/She who eulogized it aerosolized it.
Whoever makes the joke makes the ass smoke.
He/She who rapped it cracked it.
Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
Whoever spoke it broke it.
Whoever asked gassed.
Whoever started farted.
Whoever explained it ordained it.
Whoever described it applied it.
Whoever thunk it stunk it.
Whoever resented it, presented it.
Whoever accused it, diffused it.
Whoever spoke the words is baking the turds.
He/She who spoke it broke it.

I’m not going to believe a word about that hepa filter until Peter vonvacuum comes on to tell me about it

Nor me, we need the true HEPA expert

 

[Samki]

Why are they giving that ****** perfume as a “free gift”?