Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

Trevor from the Cotswolds texted in to say he used GX 'pillas' because he has arthritis in his spine.
- of course they read it out .

Not much wonder he has a bad back - carrying all those watches about

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He really is trying every seedy trick in the selling book with his cold weather scaremongering. What I don’t like, as I said earlier, is the cynical targeting of the elderly with this type of selling. He’s also been given that chronic cough as a punishment for it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Four gold medals….at the Olympics? Commonwealth Games? Richmond Park Games? Primary School Sports Day? Oh… the producer thinks the price of this collagen is going to go up. Funny how she doesn’t think it is going to go down. They are doing similar in high street retailers now. You know… in the middle of buying a television… another member of staff comes out the back, joins the conversation and tells you, you better buy that television now, because they think it will go up soon. Happens all the time to me.

 

[Jazzydrury]

wasn’t the item in the clearance

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Eric…Our Tamsin, Our Barbara (in her twilight years)… Trampoline for sale next. All his debilitating mobility-related ailments remarkably then disappear, and he’s now been kept so fit and so agile by exercise on a trampoline that he will now fail to demonstrate.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Charley comes out of The Gimp Room…er…Gallery…

 

[galesgal57]

Eric…Our Tamsin, Our Barbara (in her twilight years)… Trampoline for sale next. All his debilitating mobility-related ailments remarkably then disappear, and he’s now been kept so fit and so agile by exercise on a trampoline that he will now fail to demonstrate.

I don't wish to see his "old man" waggling from side whilst bouncing up and down.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Charley from Iceland doing it for him. Or is it Terry Hopping? Or is it Trevor from The Nutscolds?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh here is a picture…

 

[galesgal57]

 

[Jazzydrury]

he’s bouncing mad

 

[Muttley]

I don't mind Becque too much, one of the better presenters on IW.
They should still have found a way to show some output from the projector.

I always found him very annoying over the years, but I saw a couple of minutes of him earlier today selling handbags and he wasn't being irritating. He was going through the colour names which did not match the colour of the product - a beige colour one was called khaki. He was making a bit of a joke of it, very lighthearted and had a calm approach. No screaming that you have to buy them as investment pieces. Either he's not as annoying as he used to be or I'm mellowing in my old age

 

[Jazzydrury]

You lot have cheered me up a bit today, Just noticed Nurse appt is 9.30 am, So gonna freeze going there, as been advised to go under my own steam

 

[Muttley]

Oh here is a picture…

Who has room for this stuff in their homes? Surprised he's wearing a suit to jump up and down on a trampoline. Although I'm obviously relieved we're being spared the crusty shorts...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He says you can wear anything while you are doing it….

 

[Muttley]

He says you can wear anything while you are doing it….

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If I have nightmares I know who to blame

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He really is such an abject tos…

 

[Francy19]

His Debbie Reynolds story at around 19 minutes. Comes over as incredibly camp during this appearance.

Doesn’t look obese in that video. Yes a bit overweight but no way near obese.

 

[HughTwo]

Pedro was waving about "the best vacuum you'll ever buy" - the one that Peter van Voluvent plugs into the national grid - and said there's only 14 left.
Then, after ten, Jezza turns up with same vacuum.

Was hoping we'd soon see the back of it but you'd have to think a couple of hundred will "bounce back".

A bit like the six stone Pedro put on after his appearance on The Mint.

 

[galesgal57]

I see they are showing St Sally feeding the poor again. The only possible reason I can see for her to go over to India is for a photo opportunity. Don’t imagine she delivered or cooked the food. Maybe it will look good on her social media. Help get that OBE.

OBE = over bearing egotist.