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You just know Pedro will say the Labrador looks like his Josh. He will cuddle and kiss it, and it will probably give him "wood". Cue the shocked emojis.
Random musings and general banter.
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They’re marginally better than their usual tat but very overpriced.
Programme guide showing at 7pm "Health, fitness and Wellbeing with Pedro".
What do we reckon - Dirty Peter in the crusty shorts on a vibration plate? Collagen? Emu Balm?
Maybe the return of the detox foot patches that allegedly turned black?
Whatever it is - the products will have cured the multiple health issues Pedro has suffered.
What do we reckon - Dirty Peter in the crusty shorts on a vibration plate? Collagen? Emu Balm?
Maybe the return of the detox foot patches that allegedly turned black?
Whatever it is - the products will have cured the multiple health issues Pedro has suffered.
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Think Alex said he has the Waterproof Bed Protectors at 7
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A 10 year old what? Rhinoceros, Elephant, Dinosaur?Dr Simon Barr is the surgeon's name (see below).
So the story goes that Pedro was lying in his hospital bed barely conscious after his 'medical procedure' and Simon Barr comes up to him and says: "What are you doing to your skin Peter?" Pedro says to him: "Nothing really, just a bit of moisturiser and regular collagen." To which Simon Barr allegedly says:" Well you know what Peter, that collagen you're taking has really worked. You've got the skin of a 10 year old."
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I guess that comes under "wellbeing" - not great for your health if the mattress is sodden.
Presumably means Pedro forgets all about the Zinc pants that stops the riddle of the piddle escaping.
(Although we can be pretty sure him and Wing Commander Knowles are wearing them under their strides),
Time will well.
Pedro will be saying you MUST put them on your household insurance, polish them in Emu Balm and multi-buy - ave' a pack of them hounds
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At least Pedro only mentions his Bladder, anybody remember Howard Griffiths, who wouldn’t shut up,about the Bowels
I suppose the pug one was OK, the other variant looked a bit weird.
I think £60 quid plus P&P is way too much money.
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Oh the one who got upset with Lloyd the car wax man.
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He’s doing a better demo than Pedro would do
I don't mind Becque too much, one of the better presenters on IW.
They should still have found a way to show some output from the projector.
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Where did they get this thing from? The photographic section of the 1981 Burlington Catalogue?
Agree on Caine. When he isn’t wurring and beeping - a decent enough presenter.
Agree on Caine. When he isn’t wurring and beeping - a decent enough presenter.
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A few weeks ago they were giving this away as a complimentary gift. I think it was with that giant tablet thingy
The one shown in the little video promo clip isn't the same model as the one they are trying to sell.
The one on the show is I reckon an older model.
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If Pedro acts weird then I’m off
When doesn't he never act weird, just a case of how much!
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That thing would never fix onto my electric wheelchair
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Always some old-fashioned name associated with his purported life to appeal to the silly old sods he thinks will fall for it. And several ailments he says he suffers from - again to connect with the hapless target group. Very cynical approach from him. More like the truth is he is somebody obsessed with looking youthful, relatively healthy and extremely mobile for his age.
