Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Those blankets with sleeves would be so easy to go arse over tit

 

[HughTwo]

Surely there's little chance of Captain Knowles being able to present on Christmas Day.
He's bound to catch the stinking cold while he stands next to Emma selling these wonderful laundry bags!

 

[Niwa]

I thought it only fair to promote you to Group Captain, for services rendered.
One thing though, when you come on presenting, please don't big up the quality of the stuff, otherwise it just makes a mockery of your claim to be honest and truthful.

It looks like maybe they did scramble Group Captain Knowles in to help out Emma.
I doubt if he has had a opportunity to read my post when I replied to him.
So we can now be judges of how honest and truthful is appears to be at this very moment.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Those Bags are a good idea, Me and Mum use simular

 

[Jazzydrury]

Isn’t it lovely watching IW without BS

 

[Niwa]

Surely there's little chance of Captain Knowles being able to present on Christmas Day.
He's bound to catch the stinking cold while he stands next to Emma selling these wonderful laundry bags!

If he's in the army maybe a gas mask would be a good idea?

 

[Jazzydrury]

She’s going to fall off that chair

 

[Niwa]

He's bigging up the rugs.
Most of them are colourful apart from the one that looks like its had paint spilt over it.
Don't think durable, well made or any other claim of quality is appropriate TBH.
Pretty thin, I think I've seen thicker towels.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The one closer to Emma looks the best in my eyes

 

[galesgal57]

Last night's screwdriver set again, the rest of last night's Duchumps again. Why bother?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Isn’t it funny they always seem to ‘decimate’ their shytey products to something .99p..Shytey screwdriver set to begin with. People are spent out for Christmas, and any money they do have left is NOT going to be spent on low rent non-festive goods cheaper elsewhere. Mason’s fee is probably the highest transaction of the entire evening - including combined sales figures, or lack of them. Comedian Charley won’t help either.

 

[Ant7t]

Entit funny? Everyone and their mother know how a flask works. And he says it's a good buy. If it was that good a buy it'd be a goodbye. To add to that, joking aside, it must be difficult selling something so well known. Only so much time it takes to say, it keeps hot hot and cold cold.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I bet this channel will do well on Christmas Day.

As the age of there viewers, if they live alone, will be grateful

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The level of completely undesirable ill-thought-out uncompetitively priced tat never fails to disappoint. We can’t guarantee this piece of uselessness arriving before Christmas, but you will get it some time. Great. I can stamp on it without a prior appointment, then.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Isn’t it funny they always seem to ‘decimate’ their shytey products to something .99p..Shytey screwdriver set to begin with. People are spent out for Christmas, and any money they do have left is NOT going to be spent on low rent non-festive goods cheaper elsewhere. Mason’s fee is probably the highest transaction of the entire evening - including combined sales figures, or lack of them. Comedian Charley won’t help either.

It’s the same in shops though right

 

[galesgal57]

Fantastic. Piss repellant undercrackers for men! Soaks up any dribbles. What a charming image. No doubt Pedro would want some for those nasty accidents.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Fantastic. Piss repellant undercrackers for men! Soaks up any dribbles. What a charming image. No doubt Pedro would want some for those nasty accidents.

And other functions

 

[Jazzydrury]

They should do some for girls just when entering puberty, boys wouldn’t say ooh you smell of Fish or Chocolate.

Filth I Know

 

[galesgal57]

If you are a little bit smelly down there says Mike, these will be perfect. A great big advertisement around the elastic to let everyone know you are wearing specialist underwear.

 

[galesgal57]

They should do some for girls just when entering puberty, boys wouldn’t say ooh you smell of Fish or Chocolate.

Filth I Know