Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

We all have our problems in life.

Soz didn’t mean it like that

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My problem currently is several hamsters are grazing on my dressing gown.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Not Duchamp again, it’s the same bloddy watch

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I walk in and Trumpeter Mason is desperately hawking those wannabe Rolexes again. Apparently, tonight will be the best price ever the channel has sold (or not sold) them for. Here comes the theatricals…He says these these look similar to the watches you wait two years for to own. Whereas these take two years to get shot of them.. Here he goes…Oh yes…£374.99. The lowest price ever sold for since last night. They literally take the view that they can say anything they like. What a cunch of bunts..

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s the same fing price, hope you’ve put dressing gown in the wash duke

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It was in a bag and they made me wait for the Hamster Expert to appear to get it back for me.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It was in a bag and they made me wait for the Hamster Expert to appear to get it back for me.

Ooh no

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Now I know why that grabber they sold would have been a good buy.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Duke Are u watching has your picture gone weird

 

[Duke of Cheese]

No. Same shyte different day here.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Here we go we’ve made a mistake

 

[Jazzydrury]

On Sky the picture has gone Erm strange

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh..NO!!! They’ve made a mistake. 5% off if you buy two. A whole 5% on a watch they probably pay a couple of hundred quid for wholesale. Make sure you don’t make a mistake and don’t buy one.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Oh..NO!!! They’ve made a mistake. 5% off if you buy two. Make sure you don’t make a mistake and don’t buy one.

He’s honestly said that

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You just need a barrow and a couple of lookouts…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Krug Baumen? Sounds like an ex-pat WW2 retired German officer drinking Champagne in a Buenos Aires bar in the mid-1960s

 

[Duke of Cheese]

“Sample Watch,” he says. Another broken one, then. Don’t send that one out. Just out of interest - why would a watch manufacturer deliberately send a watch that doesn’t work to a shopping channel wanting to sell their watches?

Seems indicative of the calibre of pre-show preparation (or complete lack of any). Surely the floor manager should be checking the watches to make sure that they are all working prior to the programme going to air. With any watch not working taken out of the show. Not leaving it up to the presenter to BS their way out of it.

 

[ronzy75]

“Sample Watch,” he says. Another broken one, then. Don’t send that one out. Just out of interest - why would a watch manufacturer deliberately send a watch that doesn’t work to a shopping channel wanting to sell their watches?

Said that last night. Chrono didn't reset to 12, masonic Mike said it was straight out the box and hadn't been calibrated yet , I would expect a newly delivered watch to work perfectly. Cheap (overpriced) tat

 

[Francy19]

Any company could make a ****** little card that says genuine diamonds. I don’t class that as a certificate of authenticity. Now if they were certified by the GIA - Gemological Institute of America that’s another story but these crappy watches can only dream of containing diamonds of any quality

 

[Muttley]

Soz didn’t mean it like that

No, I was just being sympathetic, we all get something sadly.

Must go, interval nearly over