Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Palace beaten by Arsenal. Wasted my time watching. Would have been better laughing at the tatfest with Drummer Boy Mason.

Sorry Duke. I hoped Arsenal would lose tonight.

 

[Herring]

That table looks cheap and nasty

…which would be an upgrade on the one the presenters normally stand behind.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sorry Duke. I hoped Arsenal would lose tonight.

To free up the fixtures for them, I guess? League Cup is pretty meaningless for a club like Arsenal, I suppose.

 

[galesgal57]

No, I have heard she is getting an XXL skintight Tansy dress made out of rubber...

Hope she doesn't read this forum as I have given the game away...

Hope she greases herself up with Emu balm, to ease it on, and that it has an easy access flap.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Hope she greases herself up with Emu balm, to ease it on, and that it has an easy access flap.

Emu Balm and Pedro Juices

 

[Duke of Cheese]

 

[galesgal57]

Emu Balm and Pedro Juices

 

[Jazzydrury]

I meant the juices from his cooking

 

[HughTwo]

Torchy having a shift where he's in begging mode for people to buy tat.

Lots of nonsense about buying a bottle to drink more water and comparing it to him buying a £5.80 coffee.
Also claiming coffee hydrates you but "Coffee is unlikely to dehydrate you. Though the caffeine in coffee may have a diuretic effect, it's unlikely to dehydrate you."
If you eat coffee yes, but we drink it made with water and normally milk.

Then a rubbish tool kit - a mini hammer to test the reflexes on your knee!

But it's worth it for the roll of very sticky tape - the stuff "expert" Peter Volauvent normally demonstrates.

Honestly, are we watching some sort of spoof channel?

 

[Wanderer]

Torchy having a shift where he's in begging mode for people to buy tat.

Lots of nonsense about buying a bottle to drink more water and comparing it to him buying a £5.80 coffee.
Also claiming coffee hydrates you but "Coffee is unlikely to dehydrate you. Though the caffeine in coffee may have a diuretic effect, it's unlikely to dehydrate you."
If you eat coffee yes, but we drink it made with water and normally milk.

Then a rubbish tool kit - a mini hammer to test the reflexes on your knee!

But it's worth it for the roll of very sticky tape - the stuff "expert" Peter Volauvent normally demonstrates.

Honestly, are we watching some sort of spoof channel?

Masons had that kit earlier, said it was just about the tape.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Classy ‘This is a MISTAKE’ routine. Trouble is with Morgan, he couldn’t lie well enough to save his own life, let alone anybody else’s. “We are waiting for the phone to ring asking us to move on,” he feigned, badly. Then the stupid tw…kept setting off my Siri by keep saying…Siri - turn off the shyte…er light…Siri- Are you sure, Master? Yes, Siri… would I lie to you?? Siri…No comment, Master…

 

[Francy19]

I thought he was in a desperate selling mode. Sales must by shyte tonight

 

[HughTwo]

He's doing the old "I'm not lying......at least not knowingly.....honest"

Claims he has never sold those awful compression socks for less than £17.99.

"Mike or Pedro might have sold them for less than £19.99, I don't have that information, but I have not".

 

[Francy19]

Christ, just looking at Duchump watches on the IW website and someone posted a review saying it was there 40th watch purchase from IW. What a gullible muppet. All that money down the proverbial drain

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I now seriously suspect they sell nothing whatsoever and are purely functioning as a comedy ideas script receptacle for this forum. The one you mustn’t read.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I notice when they show the Duchamp comparison they only show a small part of the web page

 

[Jazzydrury]

Duchamp loose money

 

[HughTwo]

Torchy "asked" to bring back Duchumps, even though Of-the-Masons had an hour of them.

Usual tripe about them being worth "£1795, a professional divers watch, swiss made, luxurious............
And claiming Chrissie Duchump loses money on watches by giving them to Ideal World because they use it as marketing = complete and utter bollox

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Does this guy Morgan believe he is telling the truth?

 

[Jazzydrury]

He's talking doubleBS