Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Torchy "asked" to bring back Duchumps, even though Of-the-Masons had an hour of them.

Usual tripe about them being worth "£1795, a professional divers watch, swiss made, luxurious............
And claiming Chrissie Duchump loses money on watches by giving them to Ideal World because they use it as marketing = complete and utter bollox

You missed that he "guarantees you'll love it"

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I actually prefer to think he is deluded and ill-informed enough to think he is giving out correct sales information. I couldn’t bear to think he was knowingly misleading people naive enough to consider buying.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Stop pratting on about Duchamp website morgan

Special eelationship

 

[Jazzydrury]

He is so desperate tonight what a looser

 

[Hammy60]

I actually prefer to think he is deluded and ill-informed enough to think he is giving out correct sales information. I couldn’t bear to think he was knowingly misleading people naive enough to consider buying.

I'm convinced he is not only deluded & Ill-informed (i prefer ignorant) but also is knowingly misleading people.

If it was the odd products then you could give him the benefit of the doubt, but every single products gets the same over the top rubbish.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I know where I'd like to place the Duchamp website

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I suppose he consoles himself by knowing we are the only people watching, and he knows we can’t be misled. By all four, he says. For absolutely no reflective discount for doing so. Jokers.

 

[Jazzydrury]

But people are buying or are they he's not mentioning names

Get it insured let a jeweller take a look

 

[Jazzydrury]

He keeps repeating

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Like a very bad curry.

He says he is now just Yiannis the Watch Lover - NOT Yiannis the vested interest shopping television presenter, paid to sell. I’m beginning to think this bloke is genuinely taking the piss.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Duke have u realised that pal

 

[Battiola73]

I remember Tupperware party’s as even as a kid, you would get a free gift just for turning up, or as a kid being dragged their

I’ve still got a Tupperware bacon holder that my mum bought from a Tupperware party when they first came to the UK. I’ve gradually replaced all the other items with Lock n Lock and Sistema products. There wasn’t anything wrong with them apart from being discoloured. The bacon one may have fared better by always being in the fridge,

And before anyone asks its rashers of bacon and not bottles of Ghastly Gammon “perfume”

 

[Battiola73]

Use the VibrationPlate wherever says MoM - take it with you if you want to.

Right, so it will work in the car then?

Or n the bus, tube, train and aeroplane?

 

[Battiola73]

If they are flying, then surely Christmas delivery is a sure thing?

Tis the season for Gammon joints.

Probably get them delivered by Father Christmas

 

[Battiola73]

Off topic but I wonder if Mikey boy has tried rubbing emu balm on his bonce to try and make his hair grow

Or a razor to shave the birds nest off.